Hi community. I guess a lot of you all know my teacher Mr Crocker and know what he's been saying about me being invisable and other stuff. I am not invisable! Crocker is a Crackpot and is making the whole thing up! So I guess what I'm saying is to not believe him about all the stuff he's been saying about me.

I cannot seem to reach either Randolph Lyall or Lady Maccon via the community this week. I don't suppose anyone has spoken to their vampire associate?

Hey. Community. Has anyone seen a nutjob named 'Dammers' around lately? He seems to be MIA and I'm wondering if I should start my table dancing down or hold off on the celebration.

[The video is recording from Mai's cellphone at an upward angle. Mai doesn't seem to notice that she is being recorded. Her surroundings are unfamiliar, though she's not in the hospital mentioned in her last post. Instead it looks like an old camp house. Mai looks sad, though not crying. More than anything she looks lost in thought; barely blinking as she looks off into the distance.

After a moment she does blink and realizes her phone is recording. She picks it up, giving a better view of her face. She smiles an empty smile.]

Hey everyone. Guess it wanted me to update you, huh? Naru's out of the hospital. He's better and even discharged himself! [She laughs softly.]

We've made a stop on the way home. I guess Naru has something to do here...

[Her smile drops to a more neutral expression.]

He says he's going to close down the office when we finish here.

[There's a long pause before she smiles again.]

I guess I need to start looking for a new job. I could probably put it off until I graduate, but the extra money helps. [She laughs again before cutting the connection.]

Question for all: How do you figure out what to do when you don't have a single foot past square one? I'm trying to find advice for someone else who doesn't have the comm to ask. [ Right Yuri, someone else. ]

[ fail!locked to battler ]
Hey can you come over today? I know it was just a virus but I promised someone I'd do something on my birthday. Only for a few seconds.
[ /fail!lock end ]

[ successfully locked to members of the dangerous duck directive ]
First of all, I need to know which members still have access here. The current list I have is 11-12, Doc Scratch, Greed, Kefka, Morrigan, Kano, Kamina, Wanda, Light, Steve, Jak, Gellert, Tidus, Yui, Battler, Knock Out, Ange, Utena, Karen, Rika, Kyousuke #1, Kyousuke #2, Mr. Agent Coulson [ yes she just named him that and will call him that from now on ], Stein and Birkin. People sometimes disappear from here so I just want to make sure that everyone's still here.

That aside, I have a new mission for the DDD! We haven't had a virus in a little bit so we probably are going to have one soon if we don't do something about it, so on August 13th (according to the community calendar) everyone is going to pick a virus from Dr. Foster's records and act like they're doing it. We're going to fake one of those random viruses and see if the community will count it! If it's a virus that has physical changes, try to cosplay it or use a text or voice post and start freaking out about it or making meowing sounds or something. Any questions?

{{ EDIT: Moving it up to the 10th because... I forgot I said 13th and already posted the start thing for the 10th so.. Y-YEAH. It works? }}