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[noscruples]

Hey. Community. Has anyone seen a nutjob named 'Dammers' around lately? He seems to be MIA and I'm wondering if I should start my table dancing down or hold off on the celebration.

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[defendsearth]

Someone from your world?

[noscruples]

Unfortunately, yeah. You seen him?

[defendsearth]

Depends, what does he look like?

[noscruples]

Black, greasy hair that's all slicked back - way too much forehead - ears that stick out - beady black eyes - sound like anyone you've seen? He's also an FBI agent.

[defendsearth]

I was going to say yes, right up to the FBI agent part.

What does this guy have against you?

And if he's in your world anyways... Doesn't that make him still around? Just not as much?

[noscruples]

He thinks I can kill people with the power of my mind.

[Tone of voice = no fucks given]

I guess so but being gone from the community means he ain't creepin' around and watching me when I'm not expecting him.

[He looks over his shoulder at this point - he doesn't put it past Dammers to forget about little things like search warrants.]

[defendsearth]

Well, it could be possible but not saying you do. What made him jump to that?

I'd offer for you to come here but my sister isn't any better.

[noscruples]

I don't know. I -

[sighs - and here he thought this would be a happy post]

Around the time my wife died murders started up. Her death was, for awhile, investigated as a homicide. I was a suspect. Her death was caused by the same thing the others died of - massive pressure on the heart. FBI man thinks I can squeeze the life out of the hearts of people I don't like.

[defendsearth]

Is there a way you can clear that up?

[hippie_hacker]

...Was he the creepy F.B.I. agent that liked to asked weird questions?

[noscruples]

That would be the whack-job in question. You seen him around lately?

[hippie_hacker]

Not since his last post on recipes, I believe.

[noscruples]

Recipes...? I'm kinda sorry I missed that one.

[hippie_hacker]

Yeah...I think he was trying to read into things a little too much. Makes me curious to know why the F.B.I. still hangs on to the guy.

[noscruples]

That would be him, yeah. He's good at reading too much into things.

[Rolls his eyes]

Your tax dollars at work, pal - keepin' that guy employed. Granted, it's probably better than letting him run loose on the streets.

[hippie_hacker]

What was he in the F.B.I. for anyway?

[noscruples]

He did some undercover work in cults from what I've been told. I think somewhere along the way he lost all touch with reality - or never had it to begin with.

[hippie_hacker]

...Sounds like someone I know...the big difference being that he's sane.

[noscruples]

That's one helluva big difference.