[Jay's standing in front of what looks like a room-sized white pod. Only a faint black line hints at the door behind him. He looks a little nervous as he turns on the feed on his hand communicator]

So, uh, a lotta you might know this guy Kay... uh... Kevin. He's a mail man, kinda got that clueless old dude thing goin' for him? Uh, yeah, so the thing is ,[He looks around to make sure Kay hasn't come up behind him or anything]

He's my partner. I had to neuralize him - wipe his memory - 'cause he wanted to retire so he don't remember nothin' of this. He don't even know who I am [He pauses before shaking off the morose feeling that had suddenly hit him. No time for that, now. In just a few minutes Kay will be back to normal and they can get back to kicking ass and saving the world]

Now ya see there's some crazy shit goin' down, here, world in danger, someone 'bout to blow it up. You know how it is. [he shrugs like it ain't no thang] Normally I can handle this on my own but we need Kay back for this one. So, uh, I'm gonna bring his memories back. I'm jus' givin' y'all fair warning since he ain't gonna be that nice old guy no more. He's, uh, well he's still nice... sometimes... but he's... kinda cranky. If he ever starts grumpin' at y'all or anythin' jus' remember - cowboy music and the White Album. He likes those. Maybe it'll be a music to sooth the savage breast kinda thing... hell if I know. [He chuckles and shrugs]

What do you give someone you love most in the whole world? Or worlds.

Someone so special it's hard to think of the best thing to get because you just end up thinking of them and spending time with them and not worrying about gifts at all.

Um. They kind of have most of the material things they want, I guess? So, any suggestions?