[Video] Locked FROM Kay AKA Kevin Brown

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[Jay's standing in front of what looks like a room-sized white pod. Only a faint black line hints at the door behind him. He looks a little nervous as he turns on the feed on his hand communicator]

So, uh, a lotta you might know this guy Kay... uh... Kevin. He's a mail man, kinda got that clueless old dude thing goin' for him? Uh, yeah, so the thing is ,[He looks around to make sure Kay hasn't come up behind him or anything]

He's my partner. I had to neuralize him - wipe his memory - 'cause he wanted to retire so he don't remember nothin' of this. He don't even know who I am [He pauses before shaking off the morose feeling that had suddenly hit him. No time for that, now. In just a few minutes Kay will be back to normal and they can get back to kicking ass and saving the world]

Now ya see there's some crazy shit goin' down, here, world in danger, someone 'bout to blow it up. You know how it is. [he shrugs like it ain't no thang] Normally I can handle this on my own but we need Kay back for this one. So, uh, I'm gonna bring his memories back. I'm jus' givin' y'all fair warning since he ain't gonna be that nice old guy no more. He's, uh, well he's still nice... sometimes... but he's... kinda cranky. If he ever starts grumpin' at y'all or anythin' jus' remember - cowboy music and the White Album. He likes those. Maybe it'll be a music to sooth the savage breast kinda thing... hell if I know. [He chuckles and shrugs]

Comments

[dekillerqueen]

I have a feeling that it will not be a problem at all. There are ruder people in the community.

Hey look, a conversation that won't end in threats!

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Yeah I've seen some'a that shit already. I jus' figured I'd give y'all fair warnin' that he's gonna change... a lot.

YOU NEVER KNOW

[dekillerqueen]

I only spoke to him once, I believe - and either way, I am not particularly concerned. I merely thought I should say it.

yeeeeaaah Jay's far from predictable.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Hey, thanks. At least he should remember the community an' shit so that'll make things easier for everyone.

[dekillerqueen]

In a certain sense of the word, I suppose...

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[he shrugs]

Hey, man, jus' tryin to give y'all fair warning. You do wit that what you will.

[dekillerqueen]

Indeed. How thoughtful of you.

[ifbymyhands]

Savage breast. Right.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

What? It's a real saying... I think... Ain't it?

[ifbymyhands]

Sure, let's go with that. I guess you guys have a long story.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Not really, actually. He's th' one who recruited me an' taught me all 'bout this shit. He wanted to retire, so I wiped his memories... Now we need 'im back.

[ifbymyhands]

You know, it's really hard to imagine mail guy at your guys's work.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[he laughs]

Yeah. Was weird as hell for me to see him doin' his thing in the Post Office.

[makewayforroze]

Good luck.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Thanks, girl. I'm jus hopin it all goes a'ite, ya know?

[makewayforroze]

Will he remember everything that happened after it was erased?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

I think so. Ain't never deneuralized someone before. Don't see why not. This thing's jus' gonna unlock th'parts of his brain that got locked away.

[makewayforroze]

Oh, then their memories are never erased, only hidden?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Somethin like that, yeah. Only it takes transmagneto energy to unlock it.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Did you ever ask him why he's cranky?

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Didn't get much of a chance. We were kinda busy saving the world. I'll get right on that, though.

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

Fair enough. I'm sure with your parner back with his memories you'll both be able to accomplish what you need to be doing to save humanity.

The best of luck of both of you in the future... or in the past.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

Thanks, man. I sure as hell hope so.

[pause.]

In the past man whatchu talkin' 'bout? There ain't no such thing as time travel.

[that's the next movie.]

[onepointtwentyonewatts]

[You're forgetting who you are talking too]

Einstein's equation of E=MC2 allows for the possibility of time travel.

[rainin_blk_ppl]

[He scoffs]

Yeah, yeah, theories. That's it. Theories. Ain't nothin' in practice.