HELLO GENTLEMEN~Are you lonely? Drifting off to sleep at night wishing you had someone special in your life? Spending your Friday nights alone and hoping you'll find someone soon to wile away the hours? Then this a post you should most definitely reply to!
I'm looking for some lovely gentlemen who are:
- human (sorry, animals/robots/aliens/etc.)
- single
- over the age of 18
- heterosexual/bisexual/pansexual
- not a complete psychopath (you know who you are)
Please respond below with the following information:
- Age
- Occupation (if any)
- Location
- Brief personality description
- Type of romantic partner you're looking for
All applications will be looked over by myself to check for suitability. After that, you may get called back to go out with a rather lovely, intelligent young woman who is desires a gentleman caller or two in her life. Serious applicants only, please!
((Basically? Eames is trying to get Ariadne laid. He cares, he does.))