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Oh, this is just silly.

Dramatic Uke
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.

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*pinch*

*Giggle!snort* Yes?

I thought you liked to be tortured!
*pinchpinch*

Maybe you can tell me, Fai. What do "seme" and "uke" mean? And what is this quiz talking about?

Yes, Fai! I want to hear all about it, too ^^
And how about a live demonstration?
~~Hee~~

A demonstration? Why does this need a demostration?

Uh . . .Link?

Hi, Ryle. ...what is it?

Probably don't wanna ask that question.

...Then how am I supposed to figure out what this weird stuff means?

Seme is dominant, uke is submissive.

...but I'm dominant... I don't submit to anything. So why'd the quiz say I'm uke?

It said you like, you know. Being on the bottom.

...during what?

I don't like being on the bottom. Mido's heavy.

Er . . .Mido?

Being on the bottom during sex, kiddo.

Mido's this kid I know. He claims he's king of the Kokiri, and he liked to bully me when I lived in the forest. He's heavy.

Oh. What's with the weird words, then?

I think they're foreign. They kinda label something that's a gray area with me. I got uke too.

Must be foreign. That quiz must be wrong, 'cause you don't really act like a submissive person to me.

I got "Badass Uke" which I guess means I like the bottom but can be stabby. Fucked if I know. I'm Wood Elf. A bit more . . . elbow room in that area with me. Not that you want to hear about that.

I got "clueless". I'm not clueless. Not even when it comes to sex. I know -- er, I didn't say anything.

Yeah, that result seems to be missing the mark around here.

They come from another language, Japanese.
Ukeru is the verb for receiving or taking.
Semeru is to attack or assault.

People stick them into the concept of sex and get some new slang...

Maa~, and I was hoping I could get Fai to fidget with this explanation~.

...a word meaning "attack" is a weird word to use for sex. I thought sex was supposed to be fun?

It is a kind of funny word... But it was used to describe homosexual sex, and sometimes the words are a bit derogatory... Either way, it's just become slang without much thought to the original meanings.

And you two shouldn't worry about your test results. I know from experience that I'm definitely an uke, and the quiz told me I'm a seme. It's not very accurate. It stereotypes too much.

...weird.

He can probably do a better job of it than I am, I'm sucking at this.

Oh, but you "I like the bottom but can be stabby" has made my night.

I should put that on a poster.

Always glad to amuse.

Hallo mein Herr, I don't think ve have met~ My name is Schrödinger~ <3

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