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[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Jill, what the fuck, how do you work this thing? What do you mean look at the screen?! Yeah I know how to use ah computer. What?

So, yeah, I'm looking for this guy. You scanned that picture yet? Jill, c'mon!


This guy:


Anybody seen him?

Dammit, this was your idea! What do you mean, be polite?! I'm bein' plenty-- Wait, Jill!

((Strikes deleted.))

Comments

[maraich]

What do you mean "like that"?

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Homo.((Deleted, thanks to Jill.))

You know. Likes guys. Whatever.

[maraich]

What's wrong with liking guys?

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Wha-? Dammit, Jill, stop hitting me. There aint nothing wrong with, er, whatever you like. Quick shoving me and let me type! What, no, I didn't 'hurt his feelings'!

D, he just aint like that.

[maraich]

Are you sure? Did you ask him? It's not like it's unusual.

1/3

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

No point in askin' D; he'd just give me some shit about animals and matin'. He don't like anyone.

Well, no, there was this one guy...

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

...and that gay vampire guy...

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

SHIT! D is gay!

[maraich]

...You didn't notice?

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

D's weird. I got used to strange things happenin' 'round him.

Only saw him lookin' at this one guy... Damn, if he is like that, he's got rotten taste.

[maraich]

Like what? Like a gay vampire?

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

No, that guy was aright. That other guy, the Chinese chef. Turned out to be a serial killer makin' dishes outta people. Damn, D was almost killed!

[maraich]

...You know very strange people.

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

You don't know the halfa it!

[maraich]

Well, now you know me, and I'm not strange at all! I'm just a single mother with a cute little baby.

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Arigh-

Hey, wait, you're a girl?!

[maraich]

No, I'm a guy.

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Thought so. How old's your kid?

Man, I'm getting used to all these girly guys...

[maraich]

Almost 16 months!

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

That's pretty young. I 'member when Chris was that age, cryin' all the time.

You takin' good care of him?

[maraich]

Chris?

Of course! He's my precious little man. A little tiring, and not quite what I thought it'd be... But still.

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

My little bro, Chris. He's 'round eight, nearly nine, now. My aunt's takin' good care of him, now that he's back with the family.

Babies 'er really hard to handle, man. Good luck with that.

[maraich]

How cute! But I bet at that age they don't think mommy is cool anymore, do they? Or auntie, I guess.

It is hard, but I can do it!

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Nah, Chris's still ah mamma's boy. He's got these big sisters that spoil 'im rotten, too. Can't say I see him as much as I would like, but what the hell.

[maraich]

I hope my baby is still into his mama when he gets that age.