dramadramaduck | well, now that that's over...

After a much-needed vacation, I feel more suited to deal with you... people.

Now what the hell did I miss?

You're flattered that I don't consider you sane.

Okay, that's wonderful.

Maybe posting here again was a bad idea.

My sarcasm was missed.

Sorry, but don't feel bad that you suck, I can't say I've met a crazy person who's good with sarcasm.

What makes you think I'm crazy? I haven't done anything to make you assume such a thing.

If you're hanging around here and DON'T automatically assume the worst of someone, then you're definitely off your rocker.

I see. And what if I'm just bored?

You still don't have a prejudice against the sort of people found here, meaning you're either just as crazy as them or just plain ignorant.

Well, ignorance is bliss.

...Right. Whatever.

Why do you keep writing in italics?

Normal text is boring.

....Riiiiiiiight.

Wouldn't you get tired of the same thing everyday?

Yeah but... italics are used for emphasis, not... whatever.

Maybe I'm trying to re-emphasize something.

....But you're emphasizing everything you say.

Then what I say shouldn't be taken lightly.

....actually, you look like a pansy, or at least gay, when you write that way.

I cannot control the opinions of people.