[Locked to Team One and Team Two]

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Anyone who wants to come along and help me rescue Yunalesca, sign up here. Team One is going after Rufus, whilst Team Two goes in and gets my girlfriend out of there. If there's anyone who wants to help who's had issues with me in the past then... I'm willing to let things go for a while, at least until we get Yunalesca to safety. I just want her back.

Ian, you want to come along? I can show you how to use Summon Materia.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I already told you, I haven't had time to get a new one yet! And... thank you.

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... she likes big weddings.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I can get more Gil.

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

((XDDD))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, I can! I've already got loads stashed away and if I need more I can just go out and kill things!

((WHAT'S SO FUNNY, WIFE-TO-BE? XD))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... okay.

((... the concept of Kadaj planning a wedding)))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

So, yeah, cost isn't an issue. But... uh... well, I've never really planned one before.

((He's going to need some serious help, otherwise the bride and groom will be arriving on large green motorbikes, and the wedding cake will be a Twinkie. XD))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... she punched me when I had offered to plan ours. Let her do everything.

((... XDD ~ With Aeris's theme playing?))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Um... okay. Thanks.

((...probably. Or J-E-N-O-V-A. XD))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... don't make her cry.

((... or Zaon's hymn of the Fayth))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I don't ever want to make her cry. I promise I'll take good care of her.

((...Kadaj would never think of anything so appropriate as that.))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... good.

((... I want to fuck you like an animal?))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I mean it, Zaon. I know you think I'm just some jumped-up kid moving in on your territory, but it's not like that. I love her.

((...Nine Inch Nails FTW. 8D))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... you better not be. Now, to deal with Sephiroth.

((... he would accidentally slip that in there. XD))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Huh. That fucker. Just tell him to keep out of the way.

((...SLIP WHAT IN WHERE?))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

This will be the third time.

((... Oh damn.))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

The third time what?

((SOMEBODY had to say it. Chances are it was going to be me, really.))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

He has fucked her.

((...))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What? When? What do you mean?

((...there is a reason I get to play Gojyo, y'know. 8D ))

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

Twice in Zanarkand and once ... on Gaia.

((... XDD))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Huh. I already know he did her on Gaia, because that's what happened after she slept with me that first time, but...

...they did it in Zanarkand? When?

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... Six/Seven years ago. You did not know that they knew each other before this?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, I guessed they must have met at some point, because otherwise she wouldn't have known about shagging me to make him show up.

I don't really want to think about it.

[zaonx.livejournal.com]

... is that why she chose you? How ... tragic.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Shut up. She loves me now, not him.