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[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS THING BETWEEN MY LEGS, UN?????

UUUUUUUUUUUGH.

Comments

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... It is called a vagina. For a criminal as dangerous as you, you are quite the ignoramus.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Well sorry, un. I don't usually pay attention to useless gaping holes like this when I'm using my art, un! ONLY important ones.

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... Do you even realize what you are saying?

No. No he doesn't.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Uh, YES. Duh.

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... You're a sick individual, even for an S-rank nin.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

What the hell do you mean, un?! I'm talking about my AMAZING art and talent!

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

I know you are.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Does it dangle?

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

NO!

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Then it is a vagina, like it or lump it.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

It's so useless, un!

And scary.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

It has its uses.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

Nothing that is useful to the Akatsuki and its causes, un!

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Then you just don't have the imagination.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

...

OMG SENPAI.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I bet Hidan-senpai did this, un. HE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE UGH.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

...

You're pretty~

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I look sooo stupid, un. This is totally mocking my amazing NATURAL style.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

No... you don't.

♥

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I'll kill you, un.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

I would tell you, but I'm not even sure what gender you were to begin with.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

I'm a MALE you idiot! UN.

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

Well that's surprising.

Then the thing between your legs is know as a 'vagina'. You better get used to it and pray it's not your time of the month.

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean, un?

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

You can either look it up or find out the hard way.