[ Voice Post ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

*Slobbering, then speaking quietly:*

What?! What is this?! Not in the... well. I am not where I am supposed to be! Again. I'm in some... house! Surrounded by other... animals.

This appearence would've proven quite useful elsewhere...

Comments

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Fitting form for the CIA dog.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Oh, aren't you funny!

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Really, fleas are a good look for you.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

... You do know what cats and dogs are known for, don't you, kitten?

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

No, Big Boss, do tell.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

jhfdfghjkl; I AM NOT BIG BOSS!! [ Growls ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Yet.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

No.

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Deny it all you like, American dog. Just wait till your masters call you home.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

... How can you believe crazy worldhoppers?

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Not really any of your business, is it, Snake? No wonder America is losing this war, look at their agents.

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Bastard! I'LL HAVE YOU FOR THIS! [ With a growl, and a few sniffs at the air, he lunges straight towards the cat under its red beret ]

[ RL ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

[There's a sharp cat yowl as the beret skitters backward, hits a wall and darts off in another direction.] Damn it!

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ Snake smashes into the wall and some furniture, but is quick to jump up, charging at Ocelot and barking, knocking stuff flying. ]

HERE, KITTY KITTY!

[ RL ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot skid around the corner, momentarily knocked off his feet. Shit, closed door. Rounding, Ocelot gave a sharp hiss, still half hidden under his hat, ears pinned to his head.]

Stay back!

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ A few more crashes and he towers above the cat. Snarling. ]

[ RL ]

[bikeridingmama.livejournal.com]

[ Big Mama was supposed to be keeping the peace, but Ocelot had serious annoyed her. Padding up to where Jack and the 'kitty' were, she stood at Jack's side and growled herself. ]

[ RL ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

[Damn it, outnumbered. Ocelot let out a low rumble that wasn't quite intimidating, before he darted through Snake's legs and sprinted the way he had come. He needed a height advantage. The couch would have to do. He jumped on the back of the furniture and crouched low.]

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ Snake charges straight for the couch and knocks it over. ]

[ RL ]

[bikeridingmama.livejournal.com]

[ Quickly following this, Big Mama sprints round in order to try and capture Ocelot. ]

[ RL ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

[Startled, Ocelot didn't quite manage to land on his feet. A sharp hiss tore from his throat while he flailed, claws flashing.]

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ Snake approaches with caution. He's a big dog, but cats have such vicious claws. He lets out a few barks, and lunges for the cat once more. It's now or never. ]

[ RL ]

[bikeridingmama.livejournal.com]

[ Big Mama stands by cautiously, letting Big Boss lunge but getting ready just in case the cat puts up a fight. ]

[ RL ]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

[Ocelot moved without realizing it, sinking his claws into Snake's muzzle. He wasn't entirely sure the fangs missed him though, so he kept his eyes firmly shut. If he couldn't see it, it wasn't real.]

[ RL ]

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ That stung like shit. He tries to hold back a yelp. He boots the cat into more furniture and retreats. ]

[ RL ]

[bikeridingmama.livejournal.com]

[ Big Mama gives a surprised yelp, but doesn't bother chasing Ocelot. Instead she pads over to Big Boss, concerned. ]

Jack? Are you alright?

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

SOLID! You... you brought me here?!

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Then who did?! The otaku?! ... No. I want answers!

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

It was him?!

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

How else did I get here?!

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Oh, that's quite amusing...

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ Whines ] Go away, Vampire!!

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

You are amusing, always jumping to conclusions, aren't you?

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

[ Barks and more whimpering ]

I CAN'T HELP MY...P...PHO...BIA!

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

I scare you, do I? Mmm... but I am not called Vamp for the reasons you think.

I do, however, like the taste of blood...

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Then why are you called it?!

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

You know no other meanings for the term 'vamp,' hmm?

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

... no?

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

It's a reference to the fact that I am bisexual. Though it was not a codename I chose for myself...

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

... you're... bisexual? Codename, huh.

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. I have known it since I was a child. And though it might be a codename, it is more my name than the one I was given at birth will ever be.

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Full of surprises, you. What do you do, exactly?

[lickmyknife.livejournal.com]

I am a warrior, a fighter, someone who fights for what he believes in. That is all, and yet, only the smallest part of it.

[britishbox.livejournal.com]

...Father?

HAH. Not the sort of revenge I'd have chosen but pretty damn amusing nonetheless.


[[OOC: I'll keep Liquid safe from this virus and let him LOL at the huskies. 'Cuz I'm lame ;-;

[originalbox.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit, NO! I am not your father! I HAVE NO FAMILY.

[ That's okay XD! He's safe. Next up, there's mental regression and gender swap next month, so have a think! But you don't have to have your character get infected ^-^. ]

[britishbox.livejournal.com]

You WILL have family, whether you like it or not. It's quite ridiculous what people will believe - you've all been turned into dogs but nobody believes I'm alive. It's most upsetting.