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[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

It looks like I'm not the only one who woke up with a new pair of breasts this morning.

They're so soft... and round... and squishy!

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[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I know! Aren't they so great, dad?

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

I knew I liked them on women, but this is great! I could use this for more writing material!

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Same. Oh ~

I still need a copy of one of those...

Speaking of which how you doing?

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

Ah, you can find them in the adult bookstore here in Konoha.

I'm doing better than I was two months ago, since there's a little more noise coming from my throat than before. I've been able to walk around as long as I have something to hold me up too.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

But papa I don't have money. [Whine Whine]

Well, I for one are glad you're doing better.

Say, would you like to play a game?


^{(Shadow time, yus?)}

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a bank? Raise some money on your own somehow.

Thanks.

...I guess a game wouldn't hurt, what kind of game?

((XD Sure!))

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well there is 'ATM' written all over your face.
But I don't know how.

Shadow!

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

...'ATM'? Find a way, offer some kind of service to people.

I don't see why not.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

... I give out world hops...

I don't see why not

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

Why not charge for rides sometimes, then?

Huh? ...Oh! I see now!

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well, do you have American dollars, hm?

Huh?... Oh! I see now!

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

American dollars? Everything here is charged by ryo.

I thought you were just going to follow me around.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

My point exactly.

I thought you were just going to follow me around.

^{(That is also part of the game but not as if Jiraiya is walking much)}

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

...Oh fine. I'll give you one of my copies.

Very funny.

((True enough, but I think he was going to see what it was like on the inside of the ladies' hot springs just to get some up close field research. XD;;;))

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Yes!

Very funny

^{(Well, the hot springs probably isn't the best place for Jack to be anyways :/)}

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

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[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

Something wrong Neji?

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... I was merely surprised.

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

Don't you look lovely~?

1/2

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

Of course I do, I've got--

2/2

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

((Conflicted Jiraiya is conflicted. XD;;;))

HAHAHA

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

Oh? Do you now?

Tell me Jiraiya. Are you bleeding from any new orifices as well?

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

...Yes. They're so squishy.

Not at all.

((Oh jeebus. |D))

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

Heh. Mine are much more firm. Leave it to you to have the weaker bosoms.

....

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

...

I'll bet yours are tiny.

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

You'll never know. Heh.

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

I never said I wanted to see yours.

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Fuck! They are!

[peeping-toad.livejournal.com]

See what I mean?

[mydeardectetive.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's amazin'!