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[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Greetings, citizens of the Interwebs. My name is Shawn Spencer, and I am here to offer you a gift. For a limited time only, my psychic detective agency Psych will be offering special deals on a consultation with yours truly. Though we offer no guarantees, I'm sure I could be of assistance to you. How could I know that? Easy. I'm psychic.

In our dealings together, you may run into my assistant, Magic Head. I beg you, though he may seem slow, please treat him with the same respect you would show me.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Okay, Magic Boy. If you're really so damn great, what am I thinking about right now?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I can sense your skeptisism. You have trouble with girls, don't you?

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

Are you a telemarketer or something? >_>

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

No, psychic.

[auric-avarice.livejournal.com]

Quick, read my mind!

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

You don't believe me!

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

A psychic. And you're willingly going around offering your service? Right.

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I have to make a living somehow, right, Suze?

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

He did join the comm. Pretty much everyone's crazy here, ne~

[strawberry-mech.livejournal.com]

Really? A Psychic? That's neat! So you like, help people with your powers?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I try to do my part to help those in need.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

A psychic, huh? Can you do anything useful? Like find out where my ex advisor is?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I can try to help, though I need more information than that. My powers -- their reach is sometimes limited. I think it's related to the current phase of the moon.

[crisisfromskies.livejournal.com]

If you can see anything here, I will be somewhat impressed, boy.

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Greetings. How can the offices of Psych help you today?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

I don't believe in clairvoyance.

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Some people find these things hard to accept. I understand.

[xcest-la-vie.livejournal.com]

Can you communicate telepathically? I knew some aliens who could once! It was rather neat.

Anywho, I'm Minako~!

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I can't communicate like that, no. But these aliens... did anyone else see them?

[deanof-medicine.livejournal.com]

You're high.

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Definitely not. I'd know it.

[chosen-wings.livejournal.com]

What...?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

What's not to get? I can tell the future. And stuff.

[maraich]

Hmm, then how does my lovelife look in the future?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

It's as good as you want it to be.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

Hoeee?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

... what?

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

You're a psychic? Do things like that actually work where you come from?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously they do, or I couldn't do it, now, could I?

[donutdisaster.livejournal.com]

Ooooo! Me me me me me! What will happen to me tomorrow?!

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I see a woman, a dog, and a strange sort of weather. Do any of those ring any bells?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Fine, wiseass~ Work your "magic."

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

Do you dye your hair?

[seekingtofind.livejournal.com]

You're a psychic? That's pretty neat.

How does it work?

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I don't fully understand the process -- I merely try to use it for good.