Hello! Is Deidara-senpai here?

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Hello there! My name’s Tobi and I’ve just joined this community. My partner Deidara-senpai told me awhile ago to join just so I would get out of his hair, and well...here I am! This place looks intriguing; I think it shall be wonderful to get to know all of you!

Actually I’ve been looking for Deidara-senapai. He recently disappeared from Akatsuki headquarters and I’m worried to where he might have gone to. Plus Leader-sama’s getting really angry at me and it’s never good when Leader-sama’s angry. So if any of you have seen him around, I’d highly appreciate it if you’d let me know! <3

If you want to know what he looks like, he’s got blond hair up in a pony tail and he’s got a large bang over his left eye. And from a first glance Deidara-senpai can look a lot like a woman…He’s somewhat gender-confused.

[[OOC: strike legible]]

Comments

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Oh. NO. Get the fuck out of here before I kill you.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

S-Sasori-san?!?! B-but how?! I...I...I thought you were...d-dead!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Well guess what, brat. I'm not. What the fuck are you doing here?!

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

B-but I don't understand, how are you still alive?!

I'm looking for Deidara-senapai. As I said in my post above Sasori-san. Do you happen know where he is?

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know where he is. But I'm not telling you, shithead.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

But Sir Leader ordered me to find Deidara-senpai! You have to tell me! Tobi can't disobey a direct order from him!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

I don't give a shit about Sir Leader. He can kill you.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

But Tobi is only obeying orders, Sasori-san!

Please tell me where Deidara-senpai is! Sir Leader needs him for a mission!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

You can tell Sir Leader he can go fuck himself. I am not telling you where he is.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Such language Sasori-san!
Plus, I don't think Leader-sama would like it if I said that...

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Exactly. He'd kill you and then I could get back into Akatsuki, you fucking snot-nosed spot stealer!

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Tobi never meant to steal your spot Sasori-san! Tobi replaced you because he and everyone else on Akstsuki thought you were dead!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I want it back. Oh yeah, and Deidara's pissed at you for painting HQ pink.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Then did you only pretend to be dead? why? Tobi would have never taken your spot if you hadn't done so!
What? Tobi painted HQ pink? When did this happen? Tobi would never paint HQ pink!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

For reason's I'd rather keep to myself, thanks.

[[Dammit, play along!]

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Oh...Tobi must have painted HQ pink while in his sleep

[[okay. XD]]

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Sure. Just like you superglued my head to Sir Leader's "in your sleep."

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

I superglued your head to Sir Leader's? Tobi must not have been feeling well...

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I'm not telling you where Deidara is.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

If I really did do those crazy things then I apologize Sasori-san. I never meant anything by it. I still don't remeber doing any of that.

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Sure. They all fake memory loss. And I do NOT forgive you.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Why not, Sasori-san?

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Because if it wasn't for you, I could go back to my normal life, dammit!

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

Whatever, brat.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

I already told you that Tobi never meant to steal your spot!

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

So, you're the one who follows Deidara around?

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Hello! Who are you? You look like a shinobi from Konoha...
Have you seen Deidara-senapai around here? Sasori-san isn't helping much...he said he knows where Deidara-senpai is but he won't tell me!

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

I'm Hyuuga Neji.

... I don't know where he is now. He actually managed to get rid of you. Amazing.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Neji!

You don't? Oh well I'm sure I'll find Deidara-senpai around here somewhere... what to do you mean "he got rid of me"?

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... Nice to meet you too.

No, but good luck to you on that. Nothing. Really.

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Thanks for your help, Neji-san.

[notblindkthnx.livejournal.com]

...why you too? Why not Kisame? Why not somebody else, anybody else? Why you?

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

...you better get lost before everyone kills you.

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

...Deidara, if you really were so intent on avoiding him, why didn't you just stay away?

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

...you're stupid.

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

Like i want to be contaminated by your stupid.

And you need to get laid.

[fuck-liek-whoa.livejournal.com]

What for? He can just suck himself, and he won't even be trying.

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

He probably already does.

Doesn't seem to be working, considering he's going gay for a dildo.

[ilikemunny.livejournal.com]

-raises eyebrow-

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

UWAAAAAAAA!!!! TOBI IS SORRY FOR CALLING YOU GERNDER-CONFUSED, DEIDARA-SENPAI!!! TOBI DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!

AND YOU HAVE TO COME BACK TO HQ! SIR LEADER ORDERED YOU TO!

[fuck-liek-whoa.livejournal.com]

Oh fucking gods!!!

You?! What lame ass shit is Deidara trying to pull?!

[swirl-face.livejournal.com]

Hidan-san!

I don't know... Deidara-senpai won't come back to Akatsuki HQ.