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It hath come to mine attention that there is another who is worthy to date with the great Tatewaki Kuno!

It must be the foul sorceror Saotomes fault that this flower of womanhood has passed beneath my notice!

NO MATTER!

Kayle Frye,beautiful dark haired goddess of my heart I grant you leave to date with me.
Be free to gaze upon my manly physique without fear!

I offer you this

and this

As tokens of my deep affection and attempt a try at the verse of the common folk on this day of ST.Valentine!

Oh,my dark haired goddess,my lady love
You set my heart aflame and I cannot be at peace
My riches mean nothing against your grace
and my feelings have no release

You may come to me, heart of my heart
Hear me serenade you neath cold February moon
And bask in the glow of the BLUE THUNDER
As I offer you a strawberry while playing lovers tune

(XD I FAIL SO HARD)

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Gosh! This is all so...I mean I never expected...we've never met, but this is terribly nice of you! Do you really mean all those things?

Of course I do fair maiden! *bows and kisses your hand*
A Kuno never tells an untruth...especially not about matters of the heart...

Gosh... *blushes*

This is all so unexpected. Nice...but unexpected.

Kaylee, this man is obviously a lunatic.

But..but...he gave me a flower. And strawberries! Strawberries Simon!

Exactly!

I mean... I don't mean a man would have to be a lunatic to give you flowers, Kaylee, it's just -- look at how he's acting!

What? He's acting like a very nice gentleman and being very sweet to me. How does that make him a lunatic?

Are you reading what he's writing?!

Well of course I am! He wrote me a poem for crying out loud. No one's ever written me a poem Simon. It's nice for a change.

He's never even met you, Kaylee!

And you have, but that hasn't really made much of a difference has it?

What?! That has nothing to do with this!

Oh it doesn't hm? Glad to know you think so.

Kaylee.

Simon.

You really can't tell that this guy is completely... 發狂?

He seems a litte different, but that's no reason to be calling him such things. He seems nice enough.

Would you perhaps like to come to my mansion and discuss the unexpected over a bowl of strawberries? *snaps his fingers* I could have my servents make chocolate fondue as well

Ah well I don't know how exactly I'd get there, but it does sound nice.

I am sure I can find a way for us to meet,my love!

Surely fate could not be so cruel!

Well if you can find a way I'd gladly come for a visit!

I shall search for one of the world hoppers from this community...I shall pay any price!

Great! I can't wait!

... who are you?

I am the great Tatewaki Kuno, Blue Thunder of Furinkan High...Who are you peasent?

My name is Simon Tam, and I work with Kaylee, and... what are you doing?

The Blue Thunder does not explain himself to peasents *dramatic lightning and pulls out bokken * Unless you work for the foul Sorceror Saotome and are trying to kidnap this dark goddess for his cruel amusements!

... I was right. You're a lunatic. Stay away from Kaylee.

THE GREAT TATEWAKI KUNO IS NOT A LUNATIC!
That denomination hath ever been reserved for my insane sister!

... right. Do you have a doctor?

A family doctor...why is this relevant?

Has he ever... checked you? In your head, I mean?

Of course he has not! no common doctor could understand the mind of a noble of our calibre!

So I see.

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