[Voice Post]

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

*the voice is only faintly heard, as if the person was speaking while far away from the microphone*

Hello, fellow ducks! I am Mousse, and I came across this community in an attempt to find others who have fallen into Yazuniichuan such as I have. I am hoping that many of you can give me advice as to dealing with my curse, and possibly help me win the heart of my darling Shampoo!

I'll be awaiting your replies, and I hope to meet with some of you to further my personal training.

Comments

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

...I mean to ask which country you're from.

I... I turn into a duck! Isn't that what you do too?

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

..Turn into a duck? How fitting. Uh, no but I can fly! That and shoot lasers with the power of the sun.

..But mostly I'm a lawyer.

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

Wait a second, you mean you... CAN'T turn into a duck? But I thought that this was a group for those who had fallen into the Spring of Drowned Duck... perhaps, they allow others who fell into other springs as well!

Ah. Well, I'm more of a martial artist... not really interested in the law.

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

It's..not a great career path actually, well not if you work for the firm I do. Stick with martial arts.

Spring of the Drowned Duck? Is that a martial arts style?

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

I plan to.

T-The Spring of Drowned Duck! If you fall into it, then whenever you get splashed with cold water for the rest of your life, you turn into a duck, ringing any bells?
...w-wait a second. You've... you've never been to Jusenkyo, have you?

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

Uh..no. I don't think I have. I represented some Japanese clients..but I don't really speak the language.

You turn into a duck with cold water? That sounds..troublesome.

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

..........

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

Did I..say something?

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

This... isn't a community for people who have... I'm in the wrong place...

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

Oh! You stumbled upon this place too!

I was looking for some legal..advice..

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

I just revealed my curse to a bunch of strangers... what do I do now?!

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

Is it..that big of a deal? Lots of people have problems!

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

There could be other rivals... those who wish to date Shampoo and will try to take advantage of my curse to take her from me!

[pwr-of-attorney.livejournal.com]

I'm..uh, sure that no one will do that! What are the chances?

Shampoo? What an odd name..

[cokebottlequack.livejournal.com]

They... they might...

Ahem. Either way, thank you for your information... even if I'm not happy with it. I'll just have to protect Shampoo from anyone who attempts to steal her now that my curse is known to even more people.