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DramaDramaDuck, huh? "DDD"? You know, Eddie found something that makes your initials pretty suspicious.

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/main.html

So fess up - how many of you are cold, dead, blood-sucking creatures of the night?

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Oh? Are there vampires here as well? How interesting~

You tell me, Dracula.

I have not seen any, but I have only been here a short while. I would be delighted to meet one, however. Interesting creatures, vampires.

"Interesting"? You sound like one of them.

I'm no vampire, just a witch who would be delighted to meet one.

...is that site serious?

You're a whole different breed. I need to read up on how to kill your type.

And what happens when you meet a vampire?

Quite the charming man you are, I see~

Vampires should always be taken seriously. You never know when they'll try to bite your head off.

Don't even start with the compliments, lady.

There's a lot of ways to kill a bloodsucker. The best method is a wooden stake somewhere in the abdominal area - it doesn't have to be the heart. Holy water will burn their skin off, garlic can be a distraction but only if you haven't invited the bastard in.

You've met one?

I assure you, that was no compliment.

A little bit of advice for you, dear-- a witch cannot be killed.

Oh. Yeah, I admit it, you caught me red-handed. What was it that gave me away? Was it the pale skin, the eyes, the dashing good looks? Or maybe all three!

What if they kill you first?

Want to test that theory?

I've met 'em alright. And driven a stake through their hearts.

They don't.

And if they do?

Really.

I think the initials of this place are a coincidence, though.

You nightcrawlers might look fine when you're not trying to feed. Then everyone can see your true faces.

They have no idea who they're up against. Me and Eddie are the most fearsome vampire slayers to walk California.

Oh really? Got something to hide?

Washington isn't the same.

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