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[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

DramaDramaDuck, huh? "DDD"? You know, Eddie found something that makes your initials pretty suspicious.

http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/main.html

So fess up - how many of you are cold, dead, blood-sucking creatures of the night?

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[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Oh? Are there vampires here as well? How interesting~

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

You tell me, Dracula.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

...is that site serious?

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Vampires should always be taken seriously. You never know when they'll try to bite your head off.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

And what happens when you meet a vampire?

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of ways to kill a bloodsucker. The best method is a wooden stake somewhere in the abdominal area - it doesn't have to be the heart. Holy water will burn their skin off, garlic can be a distraction but only if you haven't invited the bastard in.

[timey_wimey]

Oh. Yeah, I admit it, you caught me red-handed. What was it that gave me away? Was it the pale skin, the eyes, the dashing good looks? Or maybe all three!

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

You nightcrawlers might look fine when you're not trying to feed. Then everyone can see your true faces.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I'm not sure anyone here is like that.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

A bloodsucker trying to hide their true identity would say that.

[myeggo-ispreggo.livejournal.com]

....shit.



Only not really. Get out of your fantasy world and go...I don't know..do something productive with your life. There's no such thing as vampires.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Oh yes there are, ignorant civilian. I've seen them in action. I've even killed some.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

I take my stake rare.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Hilarious.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

They kill people.

[richter-abend.livejournal.com]

Do you honestly think people would admit to that?

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Some of them are stupid enough to.

[cooldrool.livejournal.com]

Does eating souls count?

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Vampires don't eat souls.

[handywithscythe.livejournal.com]

I have met several socially acceptable vampires, they are often upstanding members of the community.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Right.

[xxkandayuuxx.livejournal.com]

Dumbass.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

You won't be saying that when a vampire is chomping into your neck.

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

Approximately 0.01% of the community's population fit the description for these creatures.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Oh, darn it! You've caught me! I thought I was safe here, but you're just too smart!

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Me, I'm a cold, never alive in the first place, plasma-blasting robot of the day. You?

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

I'm a vampire hunter.

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

I am.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

It's always tragic when the undead take children into their ranks... but you'll get no mercy from me.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Watch it Alan, there's a whole bus load of these bloodsuckers on here. Don't give them too much info or we're

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

I noticed.

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

Well I'm cold blooded and regularly go around a night but I kinda prefer burgers an hot dogs to blood.

[last-omega.livejournal.com]

Data unavailable.

[ohohsexyvampire.livejournal.com]

Interesting website.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Your username is kinda disturbing.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]