Introduction!

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

Hello, I've never had one of these things before so I hope I am doing this right...

My name is Miki, I heard about this livejournal place from a few friends, and thought it would be cool to get one. Though I am not sure how I feel about putting my personal information on the internet where anyone could read it. So don't ask me questions like what my last name is or where I go to school, because I won't tell you. I've heard too many scary stories about people getting killed because of the internet and I don't want that to happen to me!

It's a pleasure to meet you all, these seems like it would be cool to talk to people from all over the world.

I hope this place isn't too strange, but at the same time--nothing could be stranger then my family.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You think your family is strange? I bet your older brother isn't the same father of your child as you are.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

How is that even possible?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

We're made of the same DNA.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

I think my head is starting to hurt.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm sort of an aspect of his personality, so really we're the same person. It's not too difficult to understand, really.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to be rude, but that's really weird. How did that happen?

This whole place is weird actually.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

He slept with my girlfriend when I was inside him, and we've both slept with her when we've been ourselves, so either of us could be the father - but since we're made from the same cells, we're both the father anyway. Except I'm marrying her, so I get to be the proper father. Make sense now?

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

It makes sense, but at the same time it doesn't.

But that's really great that you are getting married and having a kid nonetheless, congratulations.

I didn't catch your name...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm Kadaj. You'll probably see my name come up a few times around here.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you Kadaj.

Are you popular in the community?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...not exactly.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I've done... bad things.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

We all make mistakes, have you tried fixing what you have done wrong?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I can't bring the dead back to life.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

...

Youdon'tgoaroundmurderingpeopledoyou?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

*bitter, vengeful side awakening*

Depends how much they piss me off.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

*oh shit she woke the beast up*

I'msorryI'msorry!Ididn'tmeantomakeyoumad!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm not mad at you.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's good.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for you. As long as you're not with ShinRa you'll be fine.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

ShinRa? Who's that?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Rufus ShinRa is the fucker who owns the ShinRa Company. They destroy just about everything they touch. I want them all dead.

[amustardgirl.livejournal.com]

...I don't know what to say here.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

A simple 'Oh, right' will do.