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[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

So, Willow tells me the government can't track me through this LiveJournal thingy. TAKE THAT RILEY AND SAM.

What, I'm not bitter. Just because he dumped me and then came back and was all 'hey, I got married, that's totally more important than YOUR BEING DEAD'. Let's see your fancy demon-hunter wife come back from the dead, Mr Super-Cool Commando.

Although she was totally hot.

Um, hi. I'm Buffy.

Comments

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

There seems to be quite a few people coming back from the dead nowadays....

Vincent Valentine. Welcome...Buffy. 'Interesting' name..

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

I came back from the dead twice!

MY DEAD MOTHER GAVE ME THAT NAME.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

...Congratulations.

That doesn't necessarily make it any better..

[maraich]

By "the government" it depends on what government you mean.
I'm Maraich. And I sympathize with your man-troubles.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Most of them, really. They think we're terrorists. Seriously, just because you blow up a town -- everyone had evacuated anyway! and there was about to be an apocalypse! -- suddenly you're a terrorist. Hello, like I didn't have anything in that town? Like my mother's grave? Heck, like my grave? Or Mr Gordo, my binkie? Wouldn't a terrorist think of their binkie first?

I mean, hi!

[maraich]

...Things accidentally blow up all the time.
Or get turned invisible.
Or get zapped through time.

[strawberry-mech.livejournal.com]

Hi there Buffy! My name's Kaylee. Welcome to the community.

It sure sounds like you've got some interesting friends.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Hi there yourself, and thanks for the welcome! There aren't cookies for newcomers, are there? I mean, you can do so many things with the Internerd these days, you ought to be able to send cookies.

YOU COULD SAY THAT.

[strawberry-mech.livejournal.com]

Even if I had something like cookies to send I don't think it's possible. Though it would be nice.

Are you angry?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

The government's lazy. That can't do much of anything on the internet except take down free music.

Ian Malcolm.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

...are you saying my downloaded music is in danger?

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Ye came back from the dead?

...Ye're not a vampire, are ye?

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Oh HECK no. I mean, we could make a bad joke about having had a little vampire in me from time to time I kill vampires. Sort of my raison d'thingy.

But I did come back from the dead! Twice, in fact.

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Oh! Tha's good. Ah myself specialize in vampire an' demon extermination.

But how'd ye come back from the dead?

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Congrats~

You just won the dumbest name here award~

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

MY DEAD MOTHER GAVE ME THAT NAME. SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

Sorry, didnt have a mother. And I think I skipped the meeting where we discussed "respect".

♥~

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

What about "Yazoo" or "Guybrush"?

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

You have a point.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

...The government can't track you?

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

I thought they could, but my friend Willow is a genius with the techno stuff and the magicks and she was all 'hey, I can make it so they can't track us' and then she was talking about PCP or something, I got bored and went to kill some vampires.

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure Miss.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

:D Nice to meet you!

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Wow, that sounds like an episode of "Days of Their Lives" gone horribly wrong.

[smrtr-than-you.livejournal.com]

So your illiterate, addict mother -- was she on crack or LSD when she named you?