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Wow, so is this a community for anime and manga characters to bitch at each other? That's really weird, but whatever. Despite this, I see a few familiar names on the members list, so I would like to express a few things. I'll go in order.
Bleach
To Ichigo Kurosaki: WHAT THE HELL MAN. YOU'RE IN A FREAKING COPYPASTA ARC. GO SAVE THE PRINCESS FROMSOUL SOCIETY HUECO MUNDO. STOP SHITTING AROUND WITH BANKAI.
To Aizen Sousuke: You fucking bastard.
To Byakuya Kuchiki: You're only in this manga for those weird yaoi fantwits, right?
To Renji Abarai: You too.
To Kisuke Urahara: ...Carry on.
To Yoruichi Shihouin: Thank you for the fanservice, even if it makes you come off as loose. I'm sure the doujinshi artists all over rejoiced when they found out you had one of the finest breasts in Jump history. You were number 4 on that chart, right?
Death Note
To L: Lay off the sugar, kid.
To Light Yagami: Seriously, what the hell? Just as planned, my ass. You were just happy that you got lucky.
To Mello: I don’t even know what to say about you.
To MisaMisa: Just because you’re the only female in the series doesn’t mean you have to be in every other panel as filler space.
To Near: Re: Mello
D. Gray-Man
To Allen Walker: Okay, kid. The hero act was awesome for like 50 chapters. I’m glad to see you aren’t the focus of every panel now, but seriously, what the fuck was that power up?
To Kanda Yuu: WHAT THE FUCK. JUST WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS THE WORST BAD END EVER, SO YOU HAD BETTER PULL SOMETHING FROM BLEACH AND COME BACK TO LIFE. Seriously, no one dies in that series. Except that guy that got his head smashed by that Arrancar. Whoops.
To Rabi: Eh, you’re okay. I can’t really think of much to say here, NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND. Stop making like the 3 female characters in the series cry. Seriously.
Naruto
To Deidara: What the fuck? Palm mouth? That’s just gross.
To Gai: Stop trying to spread your lack of fashion sense on to the poor younger generations.
To Hidan: Nah, you’re okay. Carry on.
To Itachi Uchiha: You’re just another one of those pretty boys that’s for slash, right? Your brother was just jealous because you were the fairest in the land, right?
To Naruto Uzumaki: How can you be a ninja if you’re wearing ORANGE and BLUE. I dunno, I thought that kinda stuck out against anything. Let alone trees or in the dark.
To Neji Hyuga: Re: Itachi
To Rock Lee: You poor kid. I’m so sorry.
To Sasori: Hahaha, are those doll joints?
To Shikamaru: As far as I’m concerned, you’re the most badass person in the series. Continue being GAR like in that recent chapter, and all will be well.
Yuugiou
To Mai Valentine: It’s about time this series got less gay.
To Yami Yuugi: You would be so much more GAR if you weren’t beating up kids with cards. It’s disappointing. Barbeque some poor fuck like you did in the very beginning. That was awesome.
Yuu Yuu Hakusho
To Yusuke Urameshi: You’re dumber than a brick, but that’s okay because you’re pretty GAR yourself. I can let it pass this time.
With that being said, who are the rest of you? Some of you seem familiar and everything, but I stopped reading the ads forever ago. Name’s Sakata Gintoki.
Bleach
To Ichigo Kurosaki: WHAT THE HELL MAN. YOU'RE IN A FREAKING COPYPASTA ARC. GO SAVE THE PRINCESS FROM
To Aizen Sousuke: You fucking bastard.
To Byakuya Kuchiki: You're only in this manga for those weird yaoi fantwits, right?
To Renji Abarai: You too.
To Kisuke Urahara: ...Carry on.
To Yoruichi Shihouin: Thank you for the fanservice, even if it makes you come off as loose. I'm sure the doujinshi artists all over rejoiced when they found out you had one of the finest breasts in Jump history. You were number 4 on that chart, right?
Death Note
To L: Lay off the sugar, kid.
To Light Yagami: Seriously, what the hell? Just as planned, my ass. You were just happy that you got lucky.
To Mello: I don’t even know what to say about you.
To MisaMisa: Just because you’re the only female in the series doesn’t mean you have to be in every other panel as filler space.
To Near: Re: Mello
D. Gray-Man
To Allen Walker: Okay, kid. The hero act was awesome for like 50 chapters. I’m glad to see you aren’t the focus of every panel now, but seriously, what the fuck was that power up?
To Kanda Yuu: WHAT THE FUCK. JUST WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS THE WORST BAD END EVER, SO YOU HAD BETTER PULL SOMETHING FROM BLEACH AND COME BACK TO LIFE. Seriously, no one dies in that series. Except that guy that got his head smashed by that Arrancar. Whoops.
To Rabi: Eh, you’re okay. I can’t really think of much to say here, NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND. Stop making like the 3 female characters in the series cry. Seriously.
Naruto
To Deidara: What the fuck? Palm mouth? That’s just gross.
To Gai: Stop trying to spread your lack of fashion sense on to the poor younger generations.
To Hidan: Nah, you’re okay. Carry on.
To Itachi Uchiha: You’re just another one of those pretty boys that’s for slash, right? Your brother was just jealous because you were the fairest in the land, right?
To Naruto Uzumaki: How can you be a ninja if you’re wearing ORANGE and BLUE. I dunno, I thought that kinda stuck out against anything. Let alone trees or in the dark.
To Neji Hyuga: Re: Itachi
To Rock Lee: You poor kid. I’m so sorry.
To Sasori: Hahaha, are those doll joints?
To Shikamaru: As far as I’m concerned, you’re the most badass person in the series. Continue being GAR like in that recent chapter, and all will be well.
Yuugiou
To Mai Valentine: It’s about time this series got less gay.
To Yami Yuugi: You would be so much more GAR if you weren’t beating up kids with cards. It’s disappointing. Barbeque some poor fuck like you did in the very beginning. That was awesome.
Yuu Yuu Hakusho
To Yusuke Urameshi: You’re dumber than a brick, but that’s okay because you’re pretty GAR yourself. I can let it pass this time.
With that being said, who are the rest of you? Some of you seem familiar and everything, but I stopped reading the ads forever ago. Name’s Sakata Gintoki.