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[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Wow, so is this a community for anime and manga characters to bitch at each other? That's really weird, but whatever. Despite this, I see a few familiar names on the members list, so I would like to express a few things. I'll go in order.


Bleach

To Ichigo Kurosaki: WHAT THE HELL MAN. YOU'RE IN A FREAKING COPYPASTA ARC. GO SAVE THE PRINCESS FROM SOUL SOCIETY HUECO MUNDO. STOP SHITTING AROUND WITH BANKAI.
To Aizen Sousuke: You fucking bastard.
To Byakuya Kuchiki: You're only in this manga for those weird yaoi fantwits, right?
To Renji Abarai: You too.
To Kisuke Urahara: ...Carry on.
To Yoruichi Shihouin: Thank you for the fanservice, even if it makes you come off as loose. I'm sure the doujinshi artists all over rejoiced when they found out you had one of the finest breasts in Jump history. You were number 4 on that chart, right?


Death Note

To L: Lay off the sugar, kid.
To Light Yagami: Seriously, what the hell? Just as planned, my ass. You were just happy that you got lucky.
To Mello: I don’t even know what to say about you.
To MisaMisa: Just because you’re the only female in the series doesn’t mean you have to be in every other panel as filler space.
To Near: Re: Mello


D. Gray-Man

To Allen Walker: Okay, kid. The hero act was awesome for like 50 chapters. I’m glad to see you aren’t the focus of every panel now, but seriously, what the fuck was that power up?
To Kanda Yuu: WHAT THE FUCK. JUST WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS THE WORST BAD END EVER, SO YOU HAD BETTER PULL SOMETHING FROM BLEACH AND COME BACK TO LIFE. Seriously, no one dies in that series. Except that guy that got his head smashed by that Arrancar. Whoops.
To Rabi: Eh, you’re okay. I can’t really think of much to say here, NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND. Stop making like the 3 female characters in the series cry. Seriously.


Naruto

To Deidara: What the fuck? Palm mouth? That’s just gross.
To Gai: Stop trying to spread your lack of fashion sense on to the poor younger generations.
To Hidan: Nah, you’re okay. Carry on.
To Itachi Uchiha: You’re just another one of those pretty boys that’s for slash, right? Your brother was just jealous because you were the fairest in the land, right?
To Naruto Uzumaki: How can you be a ninja if you’re wearing ORANGE and BLUE. I dunno, I thought that kinda stuck out against anything. Let alone trees or in the dark.
To Neji Hyuga: Re: Itachi
To Rock Lee: You poor kid. I’m so sorry.
To Sasori: Hahaha, are those doll joints?
To Shikamaru: As far as I’m concerned, you’re the most badass person in the series. Continue being GAR like in that recent chapter, and all will be well.


Yuugiou

To Mai Valentine: It’s about time this series got less gay.
To Yami Yuugi: You would be so much more GAR if you weren’t beating up kids with cards. It’s disappointing. Barbeque some poor fuck like you did in the very beginning. That was awesome.


Yuu Yuu Hakusho

To Yusuke Urameshi: You’re dumber than a brick, but that’s okay because you’re pretty GAR yourself. I can let it pass this time.



With that being said, who are the rest of you? Some of you seem familiar and everything, but I stopped reading the ads forever ago. Name’s Sakata Gintoki.

Comments

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Anime? Manga?

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

You know, comics and cartoons and stuff like that. Oh, you must be a foreigner. Figures that the first post I get is someone who I have to explain something weird to.

[maraich]

Huh?
You're weird. But that'll make you fit right in.
I'm Maraich.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Weird? I'm just stating my opinions of how the people here seem to be slacking when I buy their shit every week.

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Wha's anime? Ah think I recall hearing about it from some o' the children at the orphanage, but...

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

What the hell, do you people live under a rock or something? I thought Japan was popular everywhere but here.

[xiaolang-li.livejournal.com]

...Why are you insulting people here?

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Mostly because they can't get their asses in gear to finish the stupid plotlines that make me buy Weekly Jump every week. Seriously, don't ever start reading. It's worse than crack cocaine.

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

It's nice to know that someone appreciates my body ~

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Those chapters are appreciated, I will say.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I knew these guys had yaoi fanbrats, but comicbooks??

Damn, our library sucks.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

You have one too.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

...the hell?

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

He totally pegged everyone wrong, Strawberry. I mean, arent you the one there for the yaoi fanservice?

[auric-avarice.livejournal.com]

Wow, you know alot of these guys.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Yep. I've been reading Jump for years.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

No, they really are. I mean, that has to be unsanitary. Can you eat with your hands? I mean, literally.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

...o_o;

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're Sakura, right?

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Heh. How humorous.

((Feel free to recognize Alucard from YKO))

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Is it?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Neee ~ You're a creepy ass stalker.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Stalker?

[notblindkthnx.livejournal.com]

Sakata Gintoki, huh... I'll remember you.

That said, I am not a pretty boy. I am simply... visually feminine.

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

That's the same damn thing.

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

They're not dolls, dammit! It's ART!!!

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Art, doll joints, it seems weird either way.

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

... How the fuck do you know all of them? And why d'you keep referring to them to characters?

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Hey, how many times to I have to explain this? I'll make it simple.
I love Weekly Jump. Weekly Jump is a manga (comic) magazine. All of those people are characters in that magazine. Hell, I'm a character in that magazine. I spend my rent money to buy Jump every week. So I've read their stories since they've been running.

Thus, they are characters. I'm a character, and I'm pretty damn sure you're one too.

[eyesof-thesun.livejournal.com]

... I do not consider myself effeminate-looking in any way.

And. What do you mean by slash?

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

No, really, look at that long hair. If you have long hair in Jump that's just invitations for slash.

1. slash

1. Genre of fanfiction involving pairing two male or female characters together; characters are commonly shown with a slash in between

[i-know-yuu.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything!

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

YES YOU DID

Seriously, making Linali and Miranda cry within like three chapters of each other. That's just mean.

[Locked to Sakata]

[im-not-kira.livejournal.com]

Got lucky?

Why don't I hand you a Death Note and see how long you take to be caught, or killed.

This kid thinks he can play with me. Ha.

Re: [Locked to Sakata]

[weeklyjump-plz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, got lucky.

Well obviously it would take longer than you because now I know what not to do. Or hell, I could just not use it and be content with my life.

I'm 27.

[thesandpirate.livejournal.com]

... What?