http://4chan-van.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 4chan-van.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-02-20 12:36 pm

((ooc note: This Post Will Likely End Up NSFW))

You have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. It is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. There is nothing new there. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the anonymous army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. Products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. He does not forgive or forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. Heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. There you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. It is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. It is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. To leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

There are things there that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. Because there is no turning back.

That is 4chan, we are /b/

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
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;_______;?!

W-w-what.

[identity profile] bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That was beautiful! If I could clap over the internet, I would!

[identity profile] neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon?

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, I don't think I just heard you right.

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Tips or kazoo? Hm, I dunno. Sending money over the intenet is kinda fishy, but I'm sure I have a kazoo around here somewhere!

[identity profile] neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry?

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He is kinda weird, huh?

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll say.

That better've been a typo, cuz I don't speak perv.

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I will find you.

And shuriken you until there is nothing.

NOTHING.

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a whore! I'm a virgin, and not a pretend one either!

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How did he get into the community anyway?

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he's saying "go back to." But he can't type at all.

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The heck if I know. But I wish he'd get out.

I swear, everyone here is such a pervert.

This is worse than that bear. I wish Cloud was here.

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone is SOMEWHERE, WEIRDO.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ON THE MOON.

No one disrespects the Great Ninja Yuffie!

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