((ooc note: This Post Will Likely End Up NSFW))

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

You have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. It is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. There is nothing new there. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the anonymous army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. Products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. He does not forgive or forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. Heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. There you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. It is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. It is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. To leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

There are things there that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. Because there is no turning back.

That is 4chan, we are /b/

Comments

[kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com]

...

;_______;?!

W-w-what.

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

tits or gtfo

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

...

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

your dots are pleasing to my harbl
please continue

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

That was beautiful! If I could clap over the internet, I would!

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

why thank you
an offered of tits or vagoo would be accepted over your clapping

[neverdrinkswine.livejournal.com]

Pardon?

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

gb2/decency/

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

Yes. Are you a shota or a Bridget?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that you guys have some of the best free porn ever.

That's all.

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

you are welcome and are invited to join our ranks

[maraich]

Yeah... That about sums it up. Porn freak.

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

delicious porn it is, i must fap

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me..?

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

gb2/y/

[ifeelyourstress.livejournal.com]

......../b/?

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

/b/elieve it

[notmyhat.livejournal.com]

O LAWD IS THAT SUM CHIKENS?

Oh, how joyous~

[4chan-van.livejournal.com]

lurk moar

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Sooo...you're the Organization?

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Hell no.

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

....huh?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

What the shit is this?

[thesandpirate.livejournal.com]

... Great, just what we needed, a /b/ raid.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Are you some sort of porno brigade?

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

Hey, isn't that the same username that freaky Pedobear thing used...?

I thought I banned you! Go away!

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

... I did ban you. You're creeping our members- and me- out. ... And, uh, risking serious bodily harm by saying those things to certain members.

Anyway. *bans again*

((ooc: ignore the ban. XD they could get around it somehow~))

[(Anonymous)]

just a check