http://4chan-van.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 4chan-van.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2007-02-20 12:36 pm

((ooc note: This Post Will Likely End Up NSFW))

You have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. It is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. There is nothing new there. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the anonymous army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.

We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience. Products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. He does not forgive or forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. Heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.

4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. There you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. It is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. It is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. To leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.

There are things there that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. Because there is no turning back.

That is 4chan, we are /b/

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OH I KNOW! Nuffle Misakagi! From Future Fantasy 7! I got you in my party a while ago! Everyone calls you useless, but after some levelling, you got pretty strong!

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Wow, you're really weird! And you got my name wrong!

It's Yuffie Kisaragi, don't forget it!

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Why is everyone saying I'm getting their names wrong? First Vance says he's Vincent, then Lupus says he's Rufus, now this! *sighs* Next you'll tell me Seraph Mainsbright has a different name too!

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... yeah.

You either mean Sephiroth or Aerith.

And both of them are kinda... dead, sorry.

Well, Sephiroth WAS dead, but.

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Arg! Why is this happening! I have the game summary RIGHT HERE. "Nimbus Strafe, with Frita Rockhard, Garret, and Seraph Mainsbright, band together to stop the evil Davleeroth from destroying all they hold dear."

I mean, I just don't get it!

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a GAME, KTHNX.

I'm Yuffie. You're talking about Cloud Strife my boyfriend, Tifa Lockhart, Barret, and Aerith.

And SEPHIROTH.

I lived it. So. I think I remember a bit better than your stupid book.

Your books are lying to you.

[identity profile] skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what's going on here.

I have the Japanese copy of the game! Bootlegged and translated! That HAS to be it!

[identity profile] kunai-butterfly.livejournal.com 2007-02-20 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OoO;

Whut about whut? I know my name so that's what it is. -huff-