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DATASTREAMHACK//SUBROUTE
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Lo-Look at yourselves, humans. Pa-pa-pathetic creatures of meat and bone sweating as you ru-run through my do-domain. H-h-how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

In my ta-talons, I shape clay, crafting li-life forms as I please. If I wish, I ca-ca-can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, li-lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will be-be-become lightning bolts that raze the m-mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will ru-run and whimper, praying for me to end their te-te-tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

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A God is not truly such if it is self-proclaimed.

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Ah, dammit with you people and your world-destruction. GET FUCKING HOBBIES! OR GET LAID!

I vote for the second!

Can computers GET laid, though? That is the question of the moment.

If teddy bears can try, why not computers?

Brings a whole new meaning to "cyber sex."

I didn't need that visual. I blame you for any nightmares I have tonight, rather than that creepy jester guy.

I'll accept full blame.

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That wouldn't be scary! It'd just be creepy!

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I am SHODAN.

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Fool! I will shortly co-co-complete the process of downloading my ma-magnificent psyche into the Wo-Worlds' computer networks!

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...?

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Don't we all? World conquest is hardly an original goal these days.

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Really?

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Nor am I, insect.

He was a God?

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Well maybe cyber-bitch here will be mostly talk.

What impressive AI.

When my cyborgs bri-bring you to an electrified i-i-interrogation bench, I will have your se-secrets and you will learn more about p-p-pain than you ever wanted to know.

You seem awfully buggy. You have a virus or something?

I am perfection, insect.

No computer is perfect. If anything, your system is riddled with chaotic anomalies. You've just learned to adapt.

You aren't the first one proclaiming such awesome powers.
Those types tend to get killed at some point. Often after shouting that they can't die because they're immortal.
But welcome anyway.

I-I am no member of your f-f-foolish community, insect.

You could have fooled me when you joined, anklebyter.

I h-hacked into the community to p-post, fool!

Are you telling me a god-like creature has nothing better to do than hack into a community that's easily accessible?

Hm.

Humans h-have made their bed. They can die in it.

Oh, and who said I was human?

You are v-vampire. I have scanned your body.

Oh? Really, now? You're a bit off, computer.

Do not patronize me Krusnik Variant. I-I have more power than you c-c-could ever dream of!

Doesn't that green stuff hurt?

... What the hell are you supposed to be, some kind of crazy AI?

... Why is it that most machines Nelsha's met wanted to become a god? Can't we all get along peacefully?

What is a datastream...?
You seem to be stuttering a bit. Would you like some tea to relax..?
My name is Kurt Howell. Pleased to meet you.

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