Fantastic.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

As much as Muggle contraptions impress me (read: they do not), I find the fact that my students logging onto this ... "LiveJournal" instead of doing their assignments is a waste of time and therefore will desist. You are all attending Hogwarts school of Magic not so that you can all read this, "Fanfiction" or look at "fanart". Muggle past-times such as these are unbefitting a student. If any of you try to log on during your potions class consider your house devoid of thirty points per reply and three hours of detention per reply.

My name to you strangers is irrelevant, I do not care. It is common courtesy that you do not dribble on with yours.

Comments

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

...you don't seem like a nice person.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

That is very good, and here I thought that Muggles could not state the obvious. Well done.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Detention? I'm sure they're quaking in their boots.

And I'll tell you my name anyway, seeing as I'm one of the few people round here of royal importance. It's good to have connections, right? I'm Emperor Kuzco.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

You definitely still have your ears.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I am not a student.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I'm sure being in such a form is very regal, however I have better things to do with my time to talk to an animigus that is obviously cursed and deserves to be so.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Very good observation. I'm going to assume that you will also tell me I'm a man and I have black hair.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

That isn't obvious~

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Ani-what now? Man, speak English.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Do try harder.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN? ;____;

What's a muggle?

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Of course, you're a cursed non-magical person. How droll.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

You're funny. XD

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, another prick--an ugly one at that.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Why do you have to be so cumbersome?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm non-magic. Whaddya think I was, a witch? *rolls eyes*

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

apparently.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Of course I did.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

You're annoying.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I thought Shinigami were outdated. How quaint.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

....how the hell did you know?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Then you're stupider then you look. And that's saying something, really.

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

Mouuu. You need to work on your personality. :/

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

I'm supposed to be. >D

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

As much as I do want to impress a little girl, I do have things to do.