Fantastic.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

As much as Muggle contraptions impress me (read: they do not), I find the fact that my students logging onto this ... "LiveJournal" instead of doing their assignments is a waste of time and therefore will desist. You are all attending Hogwarts school of Magic not so that you can all read this, "Fanfiction" or look at "fanart". Muggle past-times such as these are unbefitting a student. If any of you try to log on during your potions class consider your house devoid of thirty points per reply and three hours of detention per reply.

My name to you strangers is irrelevant, I do not care. It is common courtesy that you do not dribble on with yours.

Comments

[clowsakura.livejournal.com]

...you don't seem like a nice person.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

That is very good, and here I thought that Muggles could not state the obvious. Well done.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I am not a student.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Detention? I'm sure they're quaking in their boots.

And I'll tell you my name anyway, seeing as I'm one of the few people round here of royal importance. It's good to have connections, right? I'm Emperor Kuzco.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I'm sure being in such a form is very regal, however I have better things to do with my time to talk to an animigus that is obviously cursed and deserves to be so.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

You definitely still have your ears.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Very good observation. I'm going to assume that you will also tell me I'm a man and I have black hair.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Oh, look, another prick--an ugly one at that.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

I thought Shinigami were outdated. How quaint.

[lonely-memories.livejournal.com]

Um... hello.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

You are ignored.

[psychicforhire.livejournal.com]

I'm sensing that you're a person with authority -- but not quite as much authority as you'd like. And, oh dear, there hasn't been a woman in a while, has there?

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

You are not a psychic. For one, they do not hold their temple. It blocks the flow of the inner eye. Stupid muggle.

[x-aristocracy.livejournal.com]

Wizard.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Very good Shinigami.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

How refreshing to find another who respects command and authority. Any discipline here would be much appreciated.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

All other people do not concern me. The students that are frivilous here reflect badly upon my organization. I will not let that happen.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

All they're doing is reading fanfiction and looking at fanart?! Be happy they're not on youtube or 4chan where that creepy bear thing is from !

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be in school.

[thegayrobot.livejournal.com]

Wow, aren't you a friendly guy. Let me guess, these "students" of yours don't think all that much of you.

[flowingright.livejournal.com]

FANFICTION? WHAT'S THAT~?

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

I'm not one of your students, so ha.

[xpage394.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm spurned slayer.

[maraich]

Let me see if I can out-do the 'psychic' on this one.
Hmmm...
I'm sensing...
Anal retentive.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Not even. Would an anal-retentive guy let his appearance fall apart like that?

[goofytime.livejournal.com]

Gawrsh, that wasn't very polite of you.

[puppet-master-s.livejournal.com]

...Two things. One, have you ever murdered someone? And two, if so, would you please kill a certain idiot in my organization and take his place?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

...

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Ye're a magic user?

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Man, I would have hated to have you as a teacher.

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

You seem familiar. Did I sell you a book once?

[i-know-yuu.livejournal.com]

Man, haven't run into one of you guys in a while. Or technically ever, but I've heard of you . . .

[doublehelixhero]

...but I'm not a student at this Hogwards place, so I can do whatever I want on Livejournal. You're kinda rude.

What's a Muggle? Is that some weird kind of mugger?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Well aren't you pleasent? -_-

Leehalt is Snape

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

That is all.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Wow, what crawled up your ass and died?