He's Back!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

And here's to the new, hot, and improved Reno of the Turks! I'm back, j0.

I still plan on smoking, drinking, and visiting whore houses, but one can hope for an improvement, no?

Catch me up, will you?

Comments

[shroudedinchaos.livejournal.com]

Viruses and curses keep passing through here that actually change the people using the computer.

We've had people morphed into children, forced into falling in love with people they don't even know, and random bouts of songs.

To top it all off, most of the people on here are psychopathic.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I always said these insane need a good psychiatrist or hundred. *sigh* Well then, I'm pseudo glad I missed it...though breaking into song? I'd pay anything to see Strife.

Name's Reno, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, next time let me know when you're walking out on the job so that I can cut your pay.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

What? No sentimental "Reno you're back!!! OMG I missed you!!!"?

Now that you put it that way...I think I'm keeping such private information to myself.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Welcome back Reno, I missed you - however, since you didn't claim your little vacation as paid, you have no money.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're not dead yet. ;D

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I suggest you reconsider such a bold statement. *evil smirk*

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'll put it in my "to-do" pile.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Dead? The hell? I'm kickin' it, baby!

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Too bad it's not a bucket. Let me go buy one for you. ;D

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I should sugget the immediate "to-do" pile.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

If you're gonna waste your money, waste it on alcohol, j0.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Shinra I'm presuming.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Making that pile is in a to-do pile. You tend to forget we're a bureaucracy.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

DFADSFADSASDFADSF

NO.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

The best of the best, indeed.

And who might you be?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm sure.

... Yunalesca.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

And you tend to forget how nice blackmail works.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You tend to forget I'm your superior.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Oh right! I forgot. You can't afford to waste money, you need to provide for your beloved. My bad. *sniggers*

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

What's up j0?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

*chockes* You're Kadaj's whore woman..girlfriend...erm..thing?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

don't you have a president to give head to?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

No. Actually, I'm being such a pain because you're my superior. Get with program, ya?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

D: I can be defined as "Yunalesca" rather than who I'm involved with.