He's Back!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

And here's to the new, hot, and improved Reno of the Turks! I'm back, j0.

I still plan on smoking, drinking, and visiting whore houses, but one can hope for an improvement, no?

Catch me up, will you?

Comments

[shroudedinchaos.livejournal.com]

Viruses and curses keep passing through here that actually change the people using the computer.

We've had people morphed into children, forced into falling in love with people they don't even know, and random bouts of songs.

To top it all off, most of the people on here are psychopathic.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I always said these insane need a good psychiatrist or hundred. *sigh* Well then, I'm pseudo glad I missed it...though breaking into song? I'd pay anything to see Strife.

Name's Reno, by the way. Nice to meet you.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, next time let me know when you're walking out on the job so that I can cut your pay.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

What? No sentimental "Reno you're back!!! OMG I missed you!!!"?

Now that you put it that way...I think I'm keeping such private information to myself.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're not dead yet. ;D

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Dead? The hell? I'm kickin' it, baby!

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Shinra I'm presuming.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

The best of the best, indeed.

And who might you be?

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

What's up j0?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

How are ya doin', my friend?

[yorulicious.livejournal.com]

Oh? you have a gigai body too?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Gigai?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

What's a Turk?

And there hasn't been much interesting going on here, just this one creep who thinks he knows people because he sees their videos on youtube.

And the pedophile bear.

Glad to see SOMEONE isn't afraid to live it up!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

A Turk is an intelligent assassin, to put it mildly. Does all of ShinRa's dirty work, so to speak.

Indeed. Though Elena seriously objects.

[sweetcherrypies.livejournal.com]

What's a whore? *blink*

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

*choughs* You don't know what a whore is?

*nerveous laugh* Well, it's a woman who does... certain favors for pay. REALLY GOOD PAY.

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

*:D* I know you! You're Nevada from the Rashin Tusks! You're so cool!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

*slowly steps away* I think you're confusing me with someone else...

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

So, you're Reno. You better get over here and do your job. ShinRa has been dying for some head.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Ordering me around, you'll find, isn't the best course of action in getting me to do shit. So please, let us not start off on the wrong foot.

[the_zackman]

You missed Rufus getting arrancar'd and a mass attack on Shinra HQ by various comm members headed by Kadaj. Unless you were actually around for that and I just didn't see you.

[Private to Reno]
Rufus wouldn't give me the SOLDIER casualty count; you got it?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Damn, I didn't think I'd miss that much, but heck, the shit in Kalm needed taking care of.

[Private to Zack]
I don't have it; and seeing as Rufus isn't thinking about much else 'cept the bloody woman at the moment, I don't think he even knows the count himself.

[doublehelixhero]

If you still plan on doing that stuff, then how are you "improved"?

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I'll....swear less. *nods*

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

Hello Reno. You certainly haven't changed.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Somber as always, I see. Nice to see ya, Valentine.

[shinra-bruiser.livejournal.com]

...You're late.

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

Rude! You're not dead...yet? Christ man, I've missed you.

[rookieturk1.livejournal.com]

Reno!! I was wondering how long it would take you to appear!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

And what an appearance it is! *winks*

[the_zackman]

((OOC: Aha, knew I'd find some. here and here.))

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *tacklehug* Thank you! ♥))