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[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

KAA-SAN IS BETTER IN BED THAN YUNALESCA.

...and believe me, I know. <3

Comments

[k1ng0fg4m3s.livejournal.com]

So, I guess those "your mom" jokes are true.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Believe me, sex with her is anything but.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

*finally snapped*

How disgustingly vile, I suppose I should have figured it out.

Do not expect to see your baby.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You have only yourself to blame. You go off and try and fuck Sephiroth and you don't think it's going to upset me?

[auric-avarice.livejournal.com]

Stop it, STOP IT!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Jealous?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Yes! Tseng owes me 100 gil.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what the hell, Rufus.

[kicktothebeat.livejournal.com]

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Looks like I made my choice, huh?

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

Incestual drama!

Finally something good!

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Glad somebody appreciates it. I know I do!

[shinra-assassin.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't doubt it.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

It's the morphing that helps. <3

[sweetcherrypies.livejournal.com]

Why? Does Kaa-san not steal the blankets? *blink*

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Oh, much better than that. Let's just say she lets me put more things in more places than Yunalesca does. And more often, too.

[masksnmischief.livejournal.com]

So? That's hardly interesting. Don't you have anything better to announce?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well I think having sex with my mother is interesting.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what the hell.

[thesandpirate.livejournal.com]

Kadaj! *facepalms*

[valiant-general.livejournal.com]

Another friend with an eyepatch. We should swap stories. As for Kadaj, you're a straghtfoward person, aren't you? *reddens slightly*

[the_zackman]

. . .

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...yeah yeah, you don't approve, blah blah blah.

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

Holy crap.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN RAPE HIM. D:

[nox-gladius.livejournal.com]

Now I understand why you seem so fascinated by my son's sexual preferences.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Hey, if he just got down to it and gave your wife one, he'd actually go up in my estimation.

[doublehelixhero]

...I thought you were in love with Miss Yunalesca?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...she was going to cheat on me with Sephiroth.

[chosen-wings.livejournal.com]

...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what?

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Looks like you made your choice. Does Kaa-san mind if I take you to Wutai to wreck havoc?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I don't think she'd mind. Just don't bring that blonde bitch along with you, or I won't go.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

....

Why do you feel a need to announce these things?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Because I'm proud of it? Come on, Vincent - you know I've been in love with Kaa-san ever since I was created. I've finally got what I always wanted.

[ifeelyourstress.livejournal.com]

...that's sick.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Some people have no taste.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

... Excuse me while I go throw up.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

come back to bed ~

[my-books-mine.livejournal.com]

Er. That's. Very nice? I think people would prefer you to keep it to yourself.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Too bad.

[teddybearnails.livejournal.com]

... XDDD Hahahaha! Ne... Good for you, Kadaj~

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks, Youji. I should have guessed that I could count on you. Seriously, Kaa-san is amazing.

[4-greatjustice.livejournal.com]

I will hold back my comment.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Booooooring.

[purple-havenite.livejournal.com]

Kadaj, I...

How could you leave Yunalesca to sleep with your mom?

....

Geez this comm is as messed up as ol' foghead's Mandragora

((OOC: Strike-outs fully readable))

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I've been in love with Kaa-san for as long as I can remember. I should never have been with Yunalesca - that was a mistake. A messy, mixed-up mistake.

[rookieturk1.livejournal.com]

What the HELL.

You're a sick fuck.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

And you're a dumb bitch. Your point?