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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne, you're going to do me a favor.

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Of course. What do you need?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I have a friend that needs to realize that you really shouldn't prank me.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

What did he do?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling he and someone else are behind these pranks. I just wanted to teach them both a lesson.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what did he do to you exactly? I'm curious.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

They dressed up my baby as Sherlock Holmes.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

...Isn't she a girl?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Well, the sentence wouldn't work if you said "Isn't he a girl?".

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to do it, I'm sure Tony will be enough help.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, I love intimidating children.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Really, this coming from Batman?

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Batman doesn't intimidate children. He intimidates adults. And, I'm not Batman all the time.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

... I just had a brilliant idea.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

...What is it?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I can't be as intimidating as you, but I think it's time that I channel my inner Batman.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

How so?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling that Itsuki already knows my expression and House knows it too well. However, Kaito on the other hand may need a little convincing.

Oh, and I need you and Tony to break into Itsuki's house and replace his shampoo.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I'm confused, however, breaking and entering I can handle.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I'll buy you a Batman sweatband to make it up to you. Thanks, Bruce.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Lisa. I really appreciate it. It'll match my boxers.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I can get you Batman tortilla chips.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

...They make Batman tortilla chips?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

There are even Batman and Ironman valentines.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I'm still on the tortilla chips page.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

They made them for the first Batman movie! They also made Batman chicken nuggets and fries.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I'm expecting a Batman valentine, then.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Deal.

If you need an alibi, you can say you were over at my place helping look after the baby.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I won't need an alibi.

What am I replacing his shampoo with, exactly?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Actually, you're replacing it with all natural vegetable hair dye. You can choose the color.

I'll send Tony after Kaito.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

And, you don't think this is a little juvenile?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I should tell you about the time that I replaced House's vicodin with laxatives.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

But, you say Tony and I are immature.

When would you like me to do it?

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

And you two are. Even the Dean of Medicine has her moments.

As soon as you can.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Tomorrow, then. I hope you'll be delivering my reward in person. You could stay for dinner. I'm sure a babysitter isn't too difficult to find on a Monday night.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

We'll see. We all know that House dictates my schedule.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Then, I'll just hope he doesn't pick up any cases in the next 24 hours.

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[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

And I hope you don't meet a Maxim model by then.

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[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wouldn't worry. February's issue isn't out yet.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Hey baby.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

What kind of favor is Bruce giving you? I bet I can do better.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

It's actually what the both of you are doing for me.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

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I'm not into that.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I need the both of you to break into someone's house for me.