[Locked from the Warden]

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Heya, folks.

Recently got busted out of a screwed-up jail, and am hiding out at a community member's house, but I need protection from the freaking robot that the warden uses to recapture prisoners and was seeing if anyone, preferably one of those goody two-shoes giant robots from the community would help. Feel free to step forward and name your fee, and I don't mind if you smash the warden's 'bot to itty bitty pieces.

((Related to this RL here. IM me for further details of this plot if you wish to help))

Comments

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh, so you signin' up for this or not?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear it, whatcha want in return? And I hope you like tropical islands.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, and glad to hear all that coz I'll like to get back to the others, make sure my stash is safe and all. Be waiting outside Kazuha's house for you.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

It's big enough to carry off a full-grown or adult male human.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

No, but it packs a taser on one arm and can grab its quarry with its other limb.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, and no complaints about that.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

When you say ‘busted-out’, I’m going to assume you don’t mean on bail. Is that correct?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

That'd be correct, but the warden was a psycho, he kept doing weird experiments that normally ended up killing the inmates.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

Would you mind detailing these experiments for me? I’m an assistant attorney.

OOC

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Mind if I list some of the ones used canonly?

OOC

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

Not at all! I'm a big fan of the canon. XD

Re: OOC

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Ok

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Well, he found an ancient civilization's arena and started staging gladiator fights to see if it alleviated boredom in the jail.

Week later, the warden made a mini jungle in a jar, filling it with vicious insects, then he shrunk five convicts and stuck them in his science project.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

Okay. I’m going to need this warden’s name and any evidence you might have that these experiments took place. If not, I’m sure we can work around it.

Rachel Dawes, by the way.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Don't think I ever heard what his name was, but I made some sound files of the results of his experiments on the laptop that links me to this commnuity.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

If I could just have your name sir, you have yourself a working case. I’d be happy to represent you in court.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Name's Sawyer.

((ooc: fan of this fandom?))

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

Mr. Sawyer it is. I’ll be doing extensive research during the course of this week in order to build a substantial case to present to court. Any and all information you provide during that time could very well be useful. I’m also under the impression that your ... world has a working court system, yes?

[ooc; Just got into it recently, but yes! And I'm sorry if the rename token threw you off, I've been planning on switching for a while :x]

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it did last time I checked. I'm from 20th century America after all.

((any tempting muses from it? *would kill for other Lost characters*))