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[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

...

Whichever God did this... Thank you I hate you.

Do you know how uncomfortable my boobs are around my arc reactor? Do you?


{ooc; Tony was cursed by a painting in Rufus's basement during the party on the 30th as a reaction to Bruce's THEN predicament; Lets just say his karma seriously sucks. It had a delayed reaction and hit him just as he got back to Malibu. He doesn't know this, of course, so he assumes it's one of the gods. XD If you are a god, feel free to play along, idk. ♥}

Comments

1/??

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

You got cursed?

2/??

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

You are not allowed to be that good looking.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

...

That's just creepy.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm honestly surprised.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Did you have a hand in this...?

1/?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

That reminds me, I'd like to take a look at the reactor.

2/?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

...wait, did you say

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

That sucks.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

No shit.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Feels like something... You haven't happened to touch anything lately, have you?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

...

No. I don't have hands.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I can tell you're heartbroken.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Should I be?

1/quite a few

[lasteightdigits.livejournal.com]

[lasteightdigits.livejournal.com]

[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

You too?! What the hell!

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

This is the worst prank ever.

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Hi, Harv.

[doomedyouth00.livejournal.com]

... Tony Stark?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

... You.

I don't know your name.

[astep-ahead.livejournal.com]

...

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

...

[alls-shiny.livejournal.com]

........... Tony?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

You say that as if this was planned.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

...Tony?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Uh.

[cometomyisle.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you'd like it.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

You don't look like a painting to me.

[their-keeper.livejournal.com]

...

Pfffft! Oh, this day keeps getting more and more BRILLIANT!

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

You should enjoy it.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I'll need some guidance.

[thelastsolidor.livejournal.com]

... Lord Stark?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Hey, kid-- This is sort of embarrassing.

You ever find a date, by the way?

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Interesting... I'm only about thirty percent sure that I am shocked at what this contraption is exposing me to.

Men being changed into women? Preposterous - yet not. Hrmph.