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[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

[a click as he turns on something like an intercom microphone, then two small thuds as he swings he feet on top of the desk. Cuddy’s desk, of course. His voice his the slightest hint of sarcasm but is otherwise official, as if making an announcement, which he proceeds to do.]

Attention: if anyone has seen a woman named Lisa Cuddy it’s of the upmost importance I’m told of her whereabouts. Unfortunately her hormone replacement treatment has gotten out of whack. I'll spare you all the gory details but let's just say she might as well be lumbering around like the Hulk with a more appealing rack.

Keep your extremities away from her mouth and you should be fine – just don’t let her taste first blood.

[offhanded] Don’t worry, I’m a doctor.

[a beeping then a shifting, his voice taking on an even more sardonic tone] Excuse me, one of my patients managed to crack his head open. The selfish bastard is nearly getting himself killed before giving Kutner a shot at it.

Comments

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen a Lisa Cuddy here...but she doesn't sound at all like you've described her...

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

It sounds like she's managing to integrate into society. Soon she'll be breeding with our men and creating a new hybrid of irritable medical dean.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The Lisa Cuddy who runs that despicable hospital?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

No, the one that runs the brothel down the street.

[philoxidizes]

You must be Dr. House.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to punctuate that statement with gun fire then sure.

[lasteightdigits.livejournal.com]

Hormone replacement treatment?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Horribly astray. Our only comfort is she hasn't developed a taste for human flesh yet.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Yes, I always find it horribly selfish for people to up and die.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I find it mildly irritating unless I didn't like the guy. Or girl- I try to be equal opportunist in my dislike.

Selfish? That's so wrong to say about poor sick people. You must be some kind of monster.

OOC:

[kendo-taisho.livejournal.com]

Just want to let you know I love you already~

OOC:

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Thank you! ♥ He's fun so far XD

And now for a real comment~

[kendo-taisho.livejournal.com]

Ya don't sound like any doctor I've met. And I just got out of th' hospital too

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I'll try to speak in bigger words so you can feel properly intellectually inferior.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Well, ain't you a regular ray o' sunshine, doc.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I spew rainbows and puppies.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

What do you want with Lisa?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

First name basis, slightly defensive - apparently she has time for friends but not enough to do her damned job.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Are you done breaking and entering?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I was looking for porn and I found this instead.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

This should be good.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Everyone says that until they lose the first few fingers.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

How terrible of that patient to be stealing the thrill of the kill.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Yeah, going to a hospital to get better. Some people have a lot nerve.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Are you sure you're a doctor?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

I'll ask the street vendor who sold me my degree and get back to you.

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

She told me to get a flu shot.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

That monster.

[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

So you're the fuckhead.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Most people prefer agonizing bastard but go ahead and let those creative juices flow.

[legaldogooder.livejournal.com]

Don’t you think it would have been nice to use a bit more discretion when looking for your friend? We shouldn’t be told the details of her medical history, doctor or no.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

You're right, I'll have to stop my two page description of her last gynecological visit. That's be wrong.

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

Just let him die already, less complications for you.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

The paperwork's a bitch.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Actually that explain some things.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Especially the motley greenish hue to her skin.

[myeggo-ispreggo.livejournal.com]

So...are you a doctor that gets to poke around people's insides and crap like that? Or do you just hand out free penicillin like condoms or balloons or something?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Condom balloons actually, we have a low budget.

[pink-scrubs.livejournal.com]

A doctor with no bedside manner, it seems.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

No one appreciates my particular method of indiscretion.

[desire-eternal.livejournal.com]

Why hello Doctor.

How's Wilson doing these days?

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Usually people asking after him are very passive aggressive and very female.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

It seems to me that you and this one Lisa Cuddy have a very peculiar relationship indeed. Hmm.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

She trusts no one more to fill her communicable disease prescription remedies.


[ooc; looool this makes me laugh since House's character is based off Holmes :] ]