Croooow!

[croow.livejournal.com]

I''d like to introduce myself to you all, but a matter of grave importance needs addressing first! Servo is a big fat gumball-headed dumbot.

So hey! This is that internet thing Joel was talking about, well I can't say I'm surprised. Less nudity than I thought there'd be. The only thing I really have to go on is movies from the sixties with more epileptic seizure inducing lights than a Japanese cartoon. Are any of you from Earth? Some of you look like you crawled out of Dick Cheney's basement.

What is this place anyway? Drama drama duck sounds like this place belongs on Lifetime, the Duck who's life was a rollercoaster of suspense, a tilt-a-whirl of torment, and a hotdog cart of earthly delights eventually swirling into it's eventual demise. This Summer on, Drama Drama Duck.

Comments

[notshortanstout.livejournal.com]

I am not! You're a dumbot! and LAST! HA! Lasty!

[croow.livejournal.com]

I'm telling Joel!

I was only last because your big barrel body got in my way.

Stinky.

[notshortanstout.livejournal.com]

Not if I beat you to telling him first!

Tsh, you have long legs you could have stepped over me if not for your weakness for sandwiches! Thus there in lies my evil trap. Sandwiches all lying around the satellite, dare you find them or dare you still use the computer?

Lasty of lastville!

[croow.livejournal.com]

You're the wig Lex Luthor to my Superman.

...But I might grab one or two of those sandwiches.

Smelly McIrshguy. The towns creepy irish cop who smells mysteriously of bagels!

[notshortanstout.livejournal.com]

Bah, my wig is beautiful! It's my natural color! Besides yours looks like a sheep. Baaaa.

You know you want tooo, freshly made. Hidden in places where they'll stay fresh.

Sheep about to be fleeced of his wool and sandwiches!

[croow.livejournal.com]

Did you hide them in Joel's bed again?

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Servo, don't tease Crow about being last. Crow, don't tease Servo about having a gumball dispenser for a head. And both of you, try to behave, okay?

[croow.livejournal.com]

Yes Joel..

[notshortanstout.livejournal.com]

Not until he takes back those gumball gut comments.

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Servo, part of being insulted is being able to rise above it.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

Dumbot? That's not a word.

Jesus, I think you killed someone with that metaphor pile-up.

[croow.livejournal.com]

It could be, primitive earth-being!

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

You watched Star Trek a lot as a kid, didn't you? And what the fuck are you pretending to be?

[croow.livejournal.com]

I watch things worse than Star Trek now.

Pretending? Nothing right now, I was a sheep once.

[centurion-inc.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you do.

Uh huh. I was Rin Tin Tin once, and before that I was little boy blue. You fuckers are all out of your mind.

[vryimprtntman.livejournal.com]

I would watch a movie about a duck whose life was a rollercoaster of suspense, a tilt-a-whirl of torment, and a hotdog cart of earthly delights eventually swirling into its eventual demise.

... actually, that would describe this place quite well, really.

[croow.livejournal.com]

If ever a title needs making, I'll be there!

[vryimprtntman.livejournal.com]

What part would you play? Perhaps the role of the duck? It could be a robot duck whose life was a rollercoaster of suspense, a tilt-a-whirl of torment, hotdog cart and, ehm, all that.

[croow.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm usually not in the horrible movies, I just watch them. I could make a hilariou sketch..

[vryimprtntman.livejournal.com]

Well, I certainly couldn't be the duck.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Ah, the other robot. I had a feeling you might show up.

I'm from Earth, but definitely not Dick Cheney's basement.

[croow.livejournal.com]

You don't look like it either, yowza.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Right. I suppose I should take that as a compliment...

[croow.livejournal.com]

But it was a compliment!

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Which is why I said I would take it as one.