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[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

Ugh, my birthday party is tonight. All my attempts to dissuage Ellie have failed, I'm thinking escape is the only option. Morgan has talked me into escaping through the bedroom window via ladder and sheets, but I'm thinking it probably isn't going to work.

Any ideas on escape plans?


((moving him into canon ♥))

Comments

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

You are a disgrace to the name "Chuck".

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

For now, I'm belittling you; I don't need to work.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

You're one of those online trolls, aren't you.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Reality and virtual reality, what's the difference?

[bitunlikely.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you want to go?

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

Because Ellie is throwing it, and Ellie invited all her friends, which are doctors. Me and Morgan aren't...exactly...doctors. And knowing her and Captain Awesome, they're going to try to set me up with someone. They think I don't get out enough.

[bitunlikely.livejournal.com]

But it's a party celebrating you, right? I think something like that would be brilliant to attend.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm still going with the window and sheets option, though.

[bitunlikely.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like the smartest plan.

Avoid returning home might be easiest.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Okay, why didn't you just say that you didn't want a party?

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

When was the last time you had a woman actually listen to you?

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Point... I'd do the window bit.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

See my issue? I think the window is the best option.

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

Unless ya got like a fire escape, or I dunno. Know how to lie and make up a reason why you gotta leave or something.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

It is simple, really. Stage an accident.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

I...uh, I don't think I have the means to do that...

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

You could ask for a worldhopper to pick you up.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

What's a worldhopper?

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

No one's told you yet? Oh joy.

Please tell me someone's at least told you about the different worlds.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

...

That's been mentioned. I didn't believe it.

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

If Ellis is your mother, sister or girlfriend, you're screwed dear.

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

My sister.


Great...

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

It's a b-day party so bad?

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

Yeah...it is.