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dramadramaduck2009-02-06 02:17 pm
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[Voice Post]
[There's a click, and then River's voice comes on. It's small, and kind of wistful, and she's speaking something that's neither English nor Chinese. For all the strange inflection and pronunciation, it sounds, generally, like she's telling a story.]
pa' t'vka ghaHta' b yHeq vo' ta'IH Qo'Dej 'Iv je'HI eyH Daq legh Daq Hoch pItlh 'Qye'Hj 'ej wug vaj jaH Daq 'bH'e He'DQo 'ej s'Vth DoH Hoch 'bH'e puqloDpu' 'ej puqbe'pu' ja'ta' ghoS tlhej maH Daq 'bH'e c'VOq Daq 'bH'e ngem 'ej maH DIchDaq ghojmoH SoH Hoch 'bH'e Hemey vo' 'bH'e qo' tlhej 'bH'e tlhappu' puqpu' ghaHta' b 'IH jen'be'Hom 'ej pagh vo' chaH laH legh vegh 'bH'e Qo'Dejs qab
t'vka chaH ghoSta' Daq 'bH'e c'VOq chaH w'Djaq Hoch 'mob 'ej D'aqo DoH e'Hem Daq b d'Que t'Vje qaStaHvIS b reD vo' t'Hvom iQo g'HI Dung vo'hem 'bH'e 'btHme Daq pol chaH Hoch Daq reH 'ej e'bHv 'ej 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom Hoch ram tlhob vaD Daj QaQ joHHom Daq Suv vegh 'bH'e qab iQo vo' t'Hvom 'ej Q'Hlem Dung Daq Daj 'qejH 'ej HoH Hoch 'bH'e mIgh mIghtaHghach Qo'Dej
'ej vaj 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom g'toH sl'Hem vo' wem' vaD Daj QaQ joHHom 'ej tr'Qo Daq tu'voqa 'ach chaH tu'ta' Daj 'ej Daq p'nHem Daj chaH D'aqo Daj Daq b qab'naH chIS 'voqNeh 'qejH nuqDaq 'bH'e mIghtaHghach ta'IH Qo'Dej st'Heq 'elH'do Daq Daj qab 'ej 'stheD Daq HI'voq Daj Q'VkI' Q'VkI' Q'VkI' 'uHem ghaH laH ghobe' st'Hoq sq'HemHI neH ghobe' wa' laH Qoy
'jeqab Daj QaQ joHHom tu'ta' s'hoV Daq tlhe' ghaH Daq b 'thurQl vaj ghaH laH sq'u sq'u vegh 'bH'e t'Hvom 'ej Sum Hoch 'bH'e Qo'Dej Daq 'bH'e 'd'phe 'd'qO QaH'd nuqDaq ghaH d'eHj 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom 'ej qengta' Daj DoH Daq Daj DoH Daq b Duj nuqDaq chaH laH s'ahl reH 'ej ne'QHo legh 'bH'e mIgh Qo'Dej e'bHv d'emey
[A long pause.] The end. [Then another click and the sound cuts out.]
[ooc: Ahaha, SO. When she was 11, River made a language called Tobrik when she was bored. Because of the similarities to Klingon, I just. Used that and made up words that it didn't have.
Translation:
There once was a crew of blue demons who divined themselves to look at all points as wizards, and would then go into the countryside and steal away all the sons and daughters saying, "Come with us to the castle in the woods and we will teach you all the ways of the world." With the stolen children was a beautiful princess, and none of them could see through the demons' disguise.
Once they arrived at the castle, they were all separated and locked away, each in a different tower while a wall of thorny ivy grew up around the bricks to keep them all in forever and ever. And the beautiful princess every night prayed for her handsome prince to fight through the terrible ivy of thorns and climb up to her room and slay all the wicked, evil demons.
And then the beautiful princess got tired of waiting for her handsome prince and tried to escape, but they found her and to punish her they locked her in a smelly, white, cold room where the evil blue demons strapped electrodes to her face and started to shock her. Zap, zap, zap, until she couldn’t stop screaming. Only no one could hear.
Finally, her handsome prince found someone to turn him into a turtle so he could sneak, sneak through the thorns and past all the demons to the deep dark dungeon where he freed the beautiful princess and carried her away in his back to a ship where they could sail forever and never see the wicked demons ever again.]
pa' t'vka ghaHta' b yHeq vo' ta'IH Qo'Dej 'Iv je'HI eyH Daq legh Daq Hoch pItlh 'Qye'Hj 'ej wug vaj jaH Daq 'bH'e He'DQo 'ej s'Vth DoH Hoch 'bH'e puqloDpu' 'ej puqbe'pu' ja'ta' ghoS tlhej maH Daq 'bH'e c'VOq Daq 'bH'e ngem 'ej maH DIchDaq ghojmoH SoH Hoch 'bH'e Hemey vo' 'bH'e qo' tlhej 'bH'e tlhappu' puqpu' ghaHta' b 'IH jen'be'Hom 'ej pagh vo' chaH laH legh vegh 'bH'e Qo'Dejs qab
t'vka chaH ghoSta' Daq 'bH'e c'VOq chaH w'Djaq Hoch 'mob 'ej D'aqo DoH e'Hem Daq b d'Que t'Vje qaStaHvIS b reD vo' t'Hvom iQo g'HI Dung vo'hem 'bH'e 'btHme Daq pol chaH Hoch Daq reH 'ej e'bHv 'ej 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom Hoch ram tlhob vaD Daj QaQ joHHom Daq Suv vegh 'bH'e qab iQo vo' t'Hvom 'ej Q'Hlem Dung Daq Daj 'qejH 'ej HoH Hoch 'bH'e mIgh mIghtaHghach Qo'Dej
'ej vaj 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom g'toH sl'Hem vo' wem' vaD Daj QaQ joHHom 'ej tr'Qo Daq tu'voqa 'ach chaH tu'ta' Daj 'ej Daq p'nHem Daj chaH D'aqo Daj Daq b qab'naH chIS 'voqNeh 'qejH nuqDaq 'bH'e mIghtaHghach ta'IH Qo'Dej st'Heq 'elH'do Daq Daj qab 'ej 'stheD Daq HI'voq Daj Q'VkI' Q'VkI' Q'VkI' 'uHem ghaH laH ghobe' st'Hoq sq'HemHI neH ghobe' wa' laH Qoy
'jeqab Daj QaQ joHHom tu'ta' s'hoV Daq tlhe' ghaH Daq b 'thurQl vaj ghaH laH sq'u sq'u vegh 'bH'e t'Hvom 'ej Sum Hoch 'bH'e Qo'Dej Daq 'bH'e 'd'phe 'd'qO QaH'd nuqDaq ghaH d'eHj 'bH'e 'IH jen'be'Hom 'ej qengta' Daj DoH Daq Daj DoH Daq b Duj nuqDaq chaH laH s'ahl reH 'ej ne'QHo legh 'bH'e mIgh Qo'Dej e'bHv d'emey
[A long pause.] The end. [Then another click and the sound cuts out.]
[ooc: Ahaha, SO. When she was 11, River made a language called Tobrik when she was bored. Because of the similarities to Klingon, I just. Used that and made up words that it didn't have.
Translation:
There once was a crew of blue demons who divined themselves to look at all points as wizards, and would then go into the countryside and steal away all the sons and daughters saying, "Come with us to the castle in the woods and we will teach you all the ways of the world." With the stolen children was a beautiful princess, and none of them could see through the demons' disguise.
Once they arrived at the castle, they were all separated and locked away, each in a different tower while a wall of thorny ivy grew up around the bricks to keep them all in forever and ever. And the beautiful princess every night prayed for her handsome prince to fight through the terrible ivy of thorns and climb up to her room and slay all the wicked, evil demons.
And then the beautiful princess got tired of waiting for her handsome prince and tried to escape, but they found her and to punish her they locked her in a smelly, white, cold room where the evil blue demons strapped electrodes to her face and started to shock her. Zap, zap, zap, until she couldn’t stop screaming. Only no one could hear.
Finally, her handsome prince found someone to turn him into a turtle so he could sneak, sneak through the thorns and past all the demons to the deep dark dungeon where he freed the beautiful princess and carried her away in his back to a ship where they could sail forever and never see the wicked demons ever again.]
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