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[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

What's the worst rumor you ever spread or that was spread about you?

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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

There was once a rumor that I never bled, laughed or cried.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

And that's bad?

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

It depends on which country.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

The U.S.

[thelastsolidor.livejournal.com]

... it seems to be the impression that I am in fact a girl. I do not know when such a rumor came about, however I do get mistaken for one often.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, horrible.

[vicodindose.livejournal.com]

Because spreading it in a new medium is the way to go.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

All rumors about me begin on the internet. Suck it up.

[gizmonic-labrat.livejournal.com]

Once I told people that I was secretly an agent for the US military and that I had to keep moving from place to place to make sure nobody found out. Then again, I was really drunk and trying to get somebody to stop making grabby hands over me, so maybe it's not so much a rumor as a... tactical lie to escape a bad situation?

Still, a couple of people thought it was true. I went by "Agent J" for a while, it was good for a laugh or two.

[peektuttut]

It involved wearing hotpants and an older man. Uncool.

[sun-cutie-plz.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I don't know! I guess it would depend on the country and which area of said country....

[trinities]

People kept saying I was stripping on the network!

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

The newspaper published an article saying that I became aggressively drunk, insulted my guests, kicked them out and burned my house down.

And, yet, none of them have stopped attending.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Was it true?

[8fingerswhiskey.livejournal.com]

That I was going to jail for something I didn't do, or even start.

[h8tickerbug.livejournal.com]

My rumors over three-hundred years old.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Really...

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

There's still a rumor going around that I like someone I hate.

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

But, you don't hate him.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

In all seriousness, there's a rumor going around that I got married.

[ooc; I. I didn't read the post right DX]

[threadmaster.livejournal.com]

There seems to be rumors that I'm dating my best friend.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Someone tried saying I'm a pedo.

[threadmaster.livejournal.com]

That's new to me.

[51stcentury]

Hm. This is hard. Well, I was accused of abandoning the people I care about the most by those people themselves. Not exactly a rumor, but I'm sure they spread it amongst themselves that that was the truth.