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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Well, that was as easy as takin' candy from a baby. Nice to know I ain't lost any of my skills.

Anyway, coz I'm bored, any of you fine people wanna do some tradin'? I got guns, I got these little statues with adult-only surprise in 'em if you like that sort of thing and other bits and pieces.

((OOC: And "The Long Con" episode is a-go))

Comments

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, take it your kind isn't familiar with what drugs are.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Stuff's called heroin, it's an illegal drug for our kind yet people still use it.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Personally I don't, but like ya said, humans can get hooked on the stuff.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Well, you already know where I'm livin' at the moment and my name, but I survived a plane crash.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Good question, but one I'm glad to wonder about, 'least I'm alive.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Most of us survived the crash, it's what happened afterwards that made people die.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Drowning, internal injuries, people getting shot, one guy got blown up with some old dynamite.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Some of them were accidents.

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[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

I guess it does.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

....Sawyer-san, should you really be doing that?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

They stole my stash while I was tryin' to get 'em all rescued. This is payback and I may get a new stash outta it.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

But offering to trade guns?! That's illegal and dangerous!

Especially over this insane community!

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Ok, which guys and gals shouldn't I trade with then?

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know all the bad people, but...

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Not Eris, though she probably doesn't need it. I've heard bad things about the Joker.

And a woman named Chris Vinyard.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Gotcha, thanks for the tip, kiddo.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Though you really shouldn't be selling that sort of thing.

And what's this adult only thing?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

And why do you wanna know?

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

I'm curious what you can put into a statue that's adult only when you advertise the guns.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

That's for me to know and you to find it, ain't it.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

...what's in the statues?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Smuggled goods.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

...smuggled goods?

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

Well, since they're not weapons, the next thing one would assume is drugs.

[redneck-conman.livejournal.com]

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