Your attention, please...

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION DRAMA DRAMA DUCKTHINGS!


I have a very important question for all of you pathetic little wormlings. Running my our vast empire is sort of tiring, so Purple and I were trying to figure out a vacation spot.

Any suggestions?

Comments

[prettyasa-pichi.livejournal.com]

Princess Daisy and myself have both been advertising our respective kingdoms for just such an occasion.

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

Oh really? And how... snacky... would you say your kingdoms are?

[prettyasa-pichi.livejournal.com]

She can tell you everything about hers. As for mine, the Mushroom Kingdom, we always have sweets and snacks available.

In fact, for Valentine's day, I'm ordering a gigantic chocolate cake made for everyone in the Kingdom, and for this community too.

[croow.livejournal.com]

My God it's the Monster from the Blue Lagoon, in space!

I hear California is nice this time of year.

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

California...?

[croow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know..the big state, looks like it's going to chip off into the ocean at any moment?

..Water?

((...Oh so very much love. I was tempted to app Dib several times. >< ))

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

...no. No water. Go away, you silly robot.

[croow.livejournal.com]

I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything, believe me I've seen enough science fiction movies to know, but don't you think you should b..zapping people with death beams or something?

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

Make sure there's none of that... water... stuff that Zim keeps talking about!

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

I'm not stupid.

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

It was a general announcement to the whole community.

But you are stupid.

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

You're the stupid one. You like smoke machines.

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

This tired old argument again?

Well, because you're showing initiative and didn't need me to force you to ask, I'll let this one go with a simple, "I'm smarter, the end."

So.

I'm smarter. The end.

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

You are not. Who saved us when the Resisty was going to blow up our ship? And who was the one too busy eating donuts?

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous that I got to eat all the donuts and you had to do work!

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Nice is relaxing.

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

Clever observation, Earthling!

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

I mean Nice like the city in France.

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

...Oh.

What's it like?

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

It's only a few hours from Italy on the Mediterranean coast of France and the beach is amazing. And it's not the most popular tourist spot so you can actually relax instead of fighting your way through crowds of tourists.

[snackfoodsrock.livejournal.com]

...Beach?

As in... Water?

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

Never heard of it!

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

Why not try an onsen?

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

I've heard that Sol is rather nice this time of year.

[mtytallest.livejournal.com]

Isn't that near... Earth??

[hok-ton.livejournal.com]

It's the only sun that I know of in your universe. Is there another one closer to your location?

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Your grave.