What has been seen... cannot be unseen.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Dear God. I have stumbled across what you all call 4chan.

I'm going to go wretch somewhere.

Why on Earth would anyone create such a depraved thing?

Comments

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Not something to be recommended then. Still getting used to the humans' internet and all on my end, you see.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I'm... just getting used to technology in general and I'm afraid I never want to explore the internet again.

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

It's not all bad, YouTube's quite fun.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Dare I ask what a "youtube" is?

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Well, here's the main page - http://www.youtube.com/

And here's something I found on it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh717ix-fz0

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I will intrepidly check the links (is that what those are, links?) you have provided me with.

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

That'd be correct.

[pandorabox]

Welcome to the Internet, Mr. Holmes.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Ugh. If this is the welcome I get, I am destroying this infernal thing.

[pandorabox]

I wouldn't blame you. But it's not all bad.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I still have a base desire to set this alight.

[pandorabox]

Oooh, that would be fun! If you decide to do that, let me know! I can provide the firepower!

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

... A simple bit of flash paper will do me the trick, but thank you.

[pandorabox]

Oh c'mon! If you're going to light it on fire, at least light it up with style!

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I needn't light my whole flat, thank you.

[pandorabox]

That's why you take it out in the middle of a field. Just plain fire is boring.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I think I will stick to my own methods of destroying personal property.

[pandorabox]

Keh, your methods are boring. This is why I'm a Lupin fan.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

You are just wasting my time now.

[pandorabox]

Hey, I'm just trying to give you advice on how to make your whole burning of personal property thing more interesting.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

If I wanted your advice on how to effectively decimate materials, I would ask. You spouting useless personal information at me is a waste of my time.

[pandorabox]

And yet you keep responding.

[peektuttut]

Run. Run far, far away and look go back.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I'll have to pass on the running as I will be too busy vomiting. Eugh.

[peektuttut]

That should've read never look back...hn.

Yeah. The great and terrible thing about the internet? Anybody can put things up. Anybody. It's completely horrifying.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

It is rather distressing, in all actuality, how... Just depraved these people are.

[peektuttut]

Depraved is really too pleasant a word. I have seen things that still haunt me. ;_;

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Surely there must be a form of ridding oneself of the atrocities that have been witness...

[peektuttut]

No, you were pretty right: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Augh. Though bleaching my brain is becoming more and more tempting, as these things happen.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's why you need to pay more attention when navigating this thing.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Boredom.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

People might need to find a better way to combat their boredom...

[aikido-2-dan.livejournal.com]

What's 4chan?

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

On what?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

...

I will make a note to stay far away from that place...

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

If you wish to save yourself from mental despair, do see that you never visit that site.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

If you ever cross your way with a thing called 'fanfiction' or fan art' Mr. Holmes, don't look at it either. This place is just full of so many unnecessary things...

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Oh dear me. I will heed your advice, surely.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Always happy to help, sir.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Don't ever do a search on your own name, especially an image search. In your case it might be safe, but for most people the results will be unpleasant.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

Curiosity always did kill the cat, though satisfaction brought it back... I am not wont to see what people in this era are putting on the internet about me or my familiars.

[ceasartolupin.livejournal.com]

ah yes, the internet, marvelous thing, that.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

You're the type that would think so...

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I guess no one warned you about that earlier.

Search me. Some people are just like that, I suppose - I know I got a shock the first time I ran across a place like that.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

No one has warned me of anything pertaining to this infernal thing.

I will not trust this 'google' thing now, either.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Google's not usually a problem by itself, but I'd avoid anything claiming to be made by fans.

I know for some reason a lot of mine - and I didn't even know I had fans - think I'm involved with someone I really don't like. Who isn't even the gender I'm attracted to.

[poison_puppet]

Its the internet. You can find anything, even if you're not looking for it.

I'm awfully sorry for you, though. being famous must suck.

[sure-lock.livejournal.com]

I will practice a more diligent brand of vigilance from now on.

[poison_puppet]

That's a good idea.