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What the ~~fuck~~ sorry, what the hell is this? God damn Harry must have been trying to use my computer again. He can be so fucking retarded sometimes, like the internet is the hardest thing in the world to figure out. I mean, come on. How did he manage to mess this thing up so bad that the only site I can get on is...Drama Drama Duck? I mean, what the hell was he looking up? He couldn't even be a normal person and search for porn.

Whatever, I guess Perry's going to have to look up girl guns on his own damn computer. Anyway, hi, I'm Harmony.

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I take it you're a friend of Perry's. Neither of you appear to put very much faith in this man 'Harry.'

I'm Bruce Wayne, it's a pleasure to meet you, Harmony.

That's because Harry is kind of an idiot.

Hi, Bruce Wayne~

Just Bruce, please. And, so I'm beginning to notice. Well, I'm sure you'll be in ~~an irritating degree of~~ disbelief like Perry was, but it's probably not Harry's fault that you're stuck on this page. There are a few other members who've had the same problem.

Well, Perry would probably blame global warming on Harry if he could. I'm actually kind of relieved- it means I don't have to get in a shouting match with Harry over this.

After talking to Perry, I think I could definitely believe that.

Yeah, don't mind him. He's always on his period.

...That's certainly a delicate way of putting it.

Sorry. I'm not very lady like.

I hadn't noticed. But, there's nothing wrong with that.

I'm not sure if that's sarcasm, but thanks.

It wasn't, and you're welcome.

Perhaps, while you're stuck here, I should take the chance to explain to you the nature of the community. If you'd like, of course.

Sure- I've got nothing but time, baby.

Sad as that may be.

This community is a crossroads, a nexus between multiple worlds. Some of the people you meet here won't even be human. Due to the "multiverse" concept, it's not entirely unusual for you to meet someone who is fictional on your world.

~~What the fu-~~

Uh huh. So...they weren't kidding when they said this place was crazy.

You're free to ask Perry for confirmation of everything I've said. He didn't believe me at first, either.

Yeah, Perry would probably give me the same answer he does for every question. Something like, "Do I look like a fucking Encyclopedia Britannica? Fuck off."

Okay, in that case, I advise you request a worldhop for the 13th. I'm having a gala at my house in Gotham, which there's a good chance doesn't exist in your world, considering Perry already claimed it to be fictional. You can come and see for yourself.

Sorry, you'll probably get so annoyed explaining things to me but...worldhop?

Those who have the ability to move between worlds somehow determined that they were going to refer to it as "worldhopping." And, don't worry, I wouldn't have begun to explain if I were going to get annoyed by it.

Wow, this is crazier than a Johnny Gossamer novel.

I beg your pardon? Johnny Gossamer? I'm not familiar with the series.

Right, I guess it doesn't exist in...Gotham. It's this series about a detective who had two cases- one is normal and one is totally bizarre, and both of the cases always turn out to be intertwined. They're always somehow the same case. They were like my bible when I was a kid.

Well, they sound interesting, but yes, I can see how you would find the concept of a multiverse more complex.

Man, you guys must really hate this Harry guy.

I'm Tim Drake; nice to meet you. Welcome to the insanity.

We don't- well, I don't hate Harry at all. He just tends to leave destruction in his wake like a little kid.

Thanks, Tim.

Sounds like he needs constant surveillance.

And don't thank me, I'm being serious. It's insane.

If it were up to Perry, he'd be under 24 hour watch. He's not that bad though. I exaggerate.

Who's not that bad, Harry or Perry? Haven't met Harry, but Perry's pretty cool...I mean, don't tell him that, I'm afraid he might explode into insults of some sort.

Harry's not that bad. Perry's not either but he really is always that much of a bitch.

Heh. Seems like the sort of thing you get used to.

Did it occur to you that I would have done that first if I fucking could? The idiot broke my computers first.

I guess you'll have to manage without a gun hidden by your penis for now.

I'm never without a gun near my dick. I just need a better model.

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