ext_229451 ([identity profile] enigmaestro.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2009-02-09 07:33 pm

Why was the internet concepted?

To amuse me, of course. Lo and behold, I am amused.

I suppose this would be considered my introduction post. Though really, I shouldn't need an introduction: I'm Edward Nygma! The Riddler! The top detective in Gotham. It's true, it was published in the Gazette so surely that makes it valid.

Oh dear, I think my penchant for sarcasm just caught up with me. Oh, to be betrayed by your own acidic voice, how cruel! Well, at least I was bested by the most worthy thing on this forsaken planet.

Speaking of forsaken, has anyone seen Dent's sense of fashion? Clearly it has abandoned him.

Ah, anyway, back on point: I'm rather fed up with my cases. How many kidnapped socialites must I rescue for a dashing sum of cash before something truly worthy of my deductive prowess takes the scene? Really, sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this... I mean, sure, the detective work is a positive utility for society, and I've garnered a stunning reputation but...

Isn't there anything more? Beyond the green curtain, so to speak?

This isn't as fulfilling. I've proved I'm better at the mystery game than anyone else.

Why am I rambling on about this? Well, why not? I'm used to getting free therapy. Call it habitual.



peektuttut: (wat.)

[personal profile] peektuttut 2009-02-10 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
.....Nygma? Eddie Nygma. From Gotham. Gotham with B....Robin and the Birds and all? That Nygma, right?

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[personal profile] pandorabox 2009-02-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
A detective, you say~?

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fasterthan: (and for my first act as caesar...)

[personal profile] fasterthan 2009-02-10 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Wait.

Detective?

Since when did they let you be a detective?

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Boy, you newbies just like to 'yak yak yak', eh.

My bad, but might I ask what be wrong with Harv's sense of fashion?

It may not be 'snazzy' as mine be, but... it's... It's suiting.

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The Riddler?

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I somehow doubt you're a detective.
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[identity profile] stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ramble about useless things, herbivore.

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Edward Nygma? I haven't heard of you, I'm sorry to say.

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Thread hopping oiyoiyoiy

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tntandgasoline: (Grinnygringrin)

[personal profile] tntandgasoline 2009-02-10 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Have I mentioned lately that I adore this community?

I really, really do.

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[identity profile] beatennot-broke.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It sometimes happens, don't worry about it.

My name is Cho Hakkai, a pleasure, sir.

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Funny. I haven’t heard of you, before. Different Gotham, I assume?

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My, my. So many detectives, you'll kill all the mystery. Then where will we be?

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Is he the wizard or just the head?

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Interesting introduction sir.

Hakuba Saguru, detective as well, but not from Gotham.

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[identity profile] chaos-godess.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello there, sweetheart~

[identity profile] visestvita.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
E. Nygma, what a delightful name.

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"I've proved I'm better at the mystery game than anyone else."

Hrm. Right.

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NO WAY! This place just keeps gettin' better an' better! ♥