ATTN:

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

My name is Blair Waldorf - my mother is Eleanor Waldorf, who you may have heard of if you're into fashion.

I'm here out of the goodness of my heart, because it's come to my attention that somebody crude, awful, and pretty much soulless has made his way on to your community, and you may or may not be aware of it.

Consider this a public warning:

CHUCK BASS is a sexual deviant who will try to jump you no matter who or what you are. He is also known for being a pompous ass, a huge jerk, a bastard, and other synonyms thereof. EDIT: I was also reminded to mention that he's "an overly irritating egomaniac." So, there's that as well.

If you encounter CHUCK BASS, make sure to never, ever touch him, because he thinks that any sort of close encounter means you're madly in lust with him. If you have to touch him, I suggest gloves and lots of antibacterial soap.

Basically, treat him as if he were a disease-ridden street mongrel that was raised in East Tremont.

Thanks for your time. :)

Comments

[just-chuck.livejournal.com]

You know, it's all becoming a little clearer now.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could enlighten somebody!

[thedawniscoming.livejournal.com]

Well isn't this a surprise.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

I couldn't let you all continue to mingle, unaware of the danger. I'm not cruel!

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

Remember our talk, Harvey.

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

I thought I heard the souls of a thousand souls calling for salvation. Lo and behold, you're here.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Just doing my civic duty, Chuck.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Right.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

I usually am.

[autobot-girl.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard of your mom but then again I'm not into fashion. Nice to meet you anyway!

Sounds like this guy has cooties times twenty.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

...How old are you?

Be careful and don't accept any candy from him. Especially if he says it's in his limo.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

I think I figured that all out after one conversation with him. But it's good that somebody's warning the masses.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

It is pretty obvious, but I like making sure he doesn't manage to fool somebody.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

From what little I have seen of him on this thing, the pompous ass part is more then well deserved.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

The rest of it is just as accurate, believe me.

[serenacelia.livejournal.com]

Hey, B.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Hey, S.

I'm disappointed I had to find this place on my own.

1/2

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

I'm Bruce Wayne, and I approve this message.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

So, you're Blair Waldorf, hmm? I've heard about you from Chuck and Serena.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Waldorf. My name is Karen Minazuki.

Your warning is appreciated, but as it happens, Mr. Bass has already opened his mouth, so it wasn't really necessary.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Hello, Karen.

I figured that, but I guess this place gets newcomers all the time, so I wanted to make sure there was a heads up.

[roseandsparkle.livejournal.com]

Those kinds of people are members here?

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Yes, and that's why you have to watch out.

[empress-arcana.livejournal.com]

Charming.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

The truth rarely is.

[eboshimustdie.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with dogs?

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Nothing, unless their disease-ridden. Then you really don't want to risk getting bit by one.