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[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

I know I'm gonna get laughed at for this, but I need to ask...

How the hell do ya scramble an egg, or cook sausage, and bacon, I wanna make breakfast for valentines day, but I don't usually do the cooking in the house.

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[a-risky-gamble.livejournal.com]

...Who's the lucky lady?

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Uh, just my fiancee, I wanted to be a guy, and make her breakfast in bed is all.

[priestess-yarly.livejournal.com]

You could ask someone to help you cook maybe?

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Meh, I want to try and do this on my own really..

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

Break the egg into the pan, making sure not to get any of the egg shells in there! A few light taps on the side of the pan should do the trick, and if any of the shells do get in there, scrape them out with the spatula. Which is why you shouldn't turn the oven on immediately! Well, I like to turn it on after I break the eggs just for that purpose.

As for the sausage and bacon, it depends on your oven! But really all you have to do is shove it in there and make sure to check on them every so often so that they aren't burnt!

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Alright, any certain temp I need to set the oven to?

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

I'd say medium just to be safe. All I've really used is a stove top oven. The dorms don't really come with anything too fancy.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... This holiday doesn't always involve cooking, does it?

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Not unless you want to I guess.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[h8tickerbug.livejournal.com]

That's sweet of you.

Its not that hard, really. So you don't have to worry too much about it. Just don't let the eggs sit in the pan too long or else they'll wind up tasting like plastic.

((oc: as I have learned >.>)

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

Huh, alright, I'll keep that in mind

[h8tickerbug.livejournal.com]

Welcome.

You can probabaly find frozen sausage so that won't be as much work..

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

...what are you, stupid?

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

Hey, my brother Mikey is usually the one that cooks in the family, and I aint gonna ask him.

[i-has-cinnabons.livejournal.com]

Valentine's Day?

I believe this is a festival of courtship for humans and, in your case, other sentient beings native to Earth.

I've...never experienced it myself.

But if my knowledge of the tradition is correct I believe you should add something sweet.

Like chocolate chip muffins. Or something else she would enjoy.