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Current Mood: bored
Current Location: Baghdad, Iraq
Current Music: this annoying music in the marketplace

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Iraq is boring. Name a vacation spot and why in ten words or less.

Australia.

Sun, beaches, art, music...wombats.

Everything sounds decent except for the wombats. Hate the little buggers.

You can just ignore them, madam.

I'm Saguru Hakuba, a pleasure to meet you.s

Or avoid them completely. What do you know about their boxing?

Good to meet you, Hakuba. Carmine Zuigiber, war journalist, but call me Red.

I heard that it's quite good.

The pleasure is all mine, Red. I'm a detective.

Excellent.

So we're almost in the same line of business. We're both too nosy for our own good and find out things we shouldn't, eventually bringing ruin to people's doorsteps. Fun work.

The food is good as well.

Indeed, we are madam. And curious person. You know what people say, curiosity killed the cat...but satisfaction brought him back.

I'm looking forward to this more and more. I've never been to Australia before.

You know what else they say about cats, don't you? Multiple lives? They're good for when bombs are blowing up around you. Just in case that satisfaction isn't good enough to revive you.

If you don't want to waste your money and be a lot of hours in a airplane I can take you there, I have a world hopper.

I knwo, and I'm glad for it. I think that I already spent 3 or my lives.

Appreciate the offer, Hakuba, but I have transportation of my own. I'll be there in no time flat.

3? Hm. Someone has had their fair share of trouble.

That's good.

More than just a bit, that's for sure. But bad grass never dies.

Better than good. It's the best motorcycle I've had in ages.

The world would be less fun without a few blades of bad grass here and there.

Oh a motorcycle? Whic one? I use a 1959 MGA Roadster.

So true madam~

A 1978 Kawasaki 650 D. It runs as good as the day I bought it, and I doubt I would buy another. I must say though, you have a very nice taste in cars. How did you manage to get your hands on that?

Thanks, Red. It was from my grandfather, he loved that kind of cars too. Kawasaki uh, yes they're quite resistant.

Your grandpa knew what he was doing. Hats off to the both of you. I do love the Japanese and their ability to fix everything that Americans ruin.

I'm a bit more..exotic -to put it that way- than that. My father is Japaneses, my mother is from England. That's why I have a pale skin but oriental eyes, and I'm a blond. My eyes change colors too,s ometimes they're blue and sometimes they change to reddish -brown.

What happened to no war?

No war? Whoever told you that?

Disneyland. Arson.

Especially that It's A Small World abomination.

So long as it fucking burns then I'm good.

Why so adamant on fire? How about ripping apart with your bare hands?

The place isn't worth the effort. I'd rather punch the bastards who built it.

The majority of them are rather old or dead.

I can settle for any fucker I see in costume.

I hear that the Winnie the Pooh ones are the easiest to knock down.

The middle east is always irritating.

I would go visit Karakael on Uran S'Varek. T'is an interesting place, if nothing else.

Please do not volunteer me for things, Ellora.

Would you have denied such a kind request had she made it directly to you?

No. But I would like to reserve the honor of offering to myself.

Preaching to the choir. Sand, heat, and dead boring landscape except for the dunes.

Has an interesting enough name. What's it like?

Giant planet, copious technology, insane artificial intelligences, lost civilizations...it is rather hard to describe. Though his children call it 'Fantastica' - and it bears some resemblance to that strange, never-ending story land.

Very, very nice. That is definitely going on my list of "to visit" places.

I am sure he would appreciate visitors.

Excellent.

Indeed. You are welcome any time you wish to visit, Lady.

Much obliged. I'll have to take you up on your offer soon.

I am certain you will find Uran S'Varek to your liking. If not, there are many other planets in my galaxy - feel free to explore.

Alpine mountains, Italy.

Peaceful quiet, fewer tourists, solitude, and time to think privately.

A little peace and quiet might cool this red-hot temper of mine.

However, if boredom is your current dilemma which you attempt to solve, perhaps peace and quiet is not well suited to your needs.

I'm bored that it's more of the same here and there's less new scenarios popping up. A change in scenery, even for a day, would be nice.

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