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[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

So Valentines day is approaching fast and I'm going to miss it! So! I've taken the liberty of setting up all kinds of treats for everyone! I have hearts full of candies you people enjoy, and all sorts of chocolates with a light bloody coating!

Also, if anyone is going to be alone, I could set you up, eh? Eh? Nudge nudge. There's a pretty little skeleton with your name on it.

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

You are disgusting.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Disgustingly brilliant?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

No.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

You sure?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Positive.

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Think I'll pass, thanks.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

But my services are full of wonderment and childlike joy!

[is-primes-pants.livejournal.com]

Firstly my kind don't eat candies and chocolates, and secondly I'm not looking for a date for this Valentine's Day thing.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What if we cram chocolates into an air vent? You have an air vent right?

[hooded-outlaw.livejournal.com]

... you're joking, right?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Yes! People keep asking me that, eesh.

[hooded-outlaw.livejournal.com]

After what I've seen and done, anything's possible.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not joking.

..I don't suppose you want one?

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

Light blood coating? Is that some weird anti-Valentine's day thing?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What? No, blood is red. Valentines is red. It only makes sense.

[shadow-shades.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. I guess. In some weird way.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

It makes plenty of sense! So how about it, Johnny?

[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

...bloody coating?!

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

..You people enjoy a light blood coating on things, right? I mean it's in the spirit of the holiday!

[h4ck3r-61rl.livejournal.com]

No, that's gross! I like candy and chocolate and all, but blood?! Why didn't you just use food coloring?!

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What's food coloring? Besides, realism is something I strive for.

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

...Blood-coated chocolates?

[visestvita.livejournal.com]

How very considerate of you.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'll pass.

[camera-ninja.livejournal.com]

Well...................

At least you're in the spirit of things!