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[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

There's a gala coming up and I want need a date-- anyone need a night out? I'll pay.

Females only, please, no matter what Chuck and Bruce say.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Looking for a date here? What a profoundly stupid idea.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Don't sound so bitter.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Mmmhm.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why would I be bitter? If I wanted to go on a date, I easily could.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

You keep saying that, I'm yet to see you do it.

Heard you denied Larsa, too.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's because I don't want to. Going on dates is a waste of time.

Well, obviously.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Gee, and here I thought you'd have a Rolodex of eligible young ladies.

Or did Wayne take his names back?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Thought I'd give them a break, expand my horizons.

We share.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

So you're saying ladies tire of you quickly? Brave man, to admit that.

... What else do you share?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Quite the opposite, though I see what you're implying. Sneaky.

Sweaters, Butlers, food at dinner-- you know, couple stuff.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I'm a sneaky fellow, this is true.

That's rather adorable. Like a Platinum version of the Odd Couple.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

We should really talk about buying a dog. I'm personally inclined to favor German Shepherds but I'm open to suggestions.

[peektuttut]

Man. Good luck with that.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Sound more enthusiastic, please.

[peektuttut]

...

Hey, good luck Tony! Sure you'll get tons of offers in a minute!

Better?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Much.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

Don't lie. Men and women are both welcome.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

To the party, yes.

[checkmymobile.livejournal.com]

As your date.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

I know you're going with Bruce, it's fine.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I'll make it up to you.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Good luck.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Wish you could come.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too.

[So very much anon. Beause Bee is a jerk.]

[yellowbeebot.livejournal.com]

I heard you were looking for a date?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

...

Well, yeah, but I can't really take the great unknown out, can I?

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

...Harry?

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

... -- No. I'm not Harry. I'm Tony Stark.

I know he's a handsome devil and incredibly irresistible, but I'm not him.

But... You can call me Harry, if you want (consider it a favor)-- What's your name?

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

Oh, consider it a compliment. I mean, Harry can be a total idiot sometimes but he's cute as hell.

Sorry. I'm Harmony.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

Don't apologize, it's fine. You're not as disagreeable as ... Your friend? Gay Paris? Perry, that's it.

It's nice to meet you, Harmony.

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know Perry? Maybe if he wasn't such a little bitch, but then I guess that's part of his charm.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

I've been accused and insulted by Perry, I assume that counts as knowing him.

So, tell me about this Harry. Cute, you said?

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

It counts in your favor since you look exactly like him. Without the facial hair, though. I don't think Harry has the capacity to look in any way well groomed.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

No facial hair? He's missing out. Ladies love it.

Say, and forgive me if this is forward, but I am looking for a date and it doesn't have to be anything beyond platonic but... Care to join me? Gala at Bruce Wayne's manor, probably lots of rich food to eat, fancy hats to make fun of, it'll be fun.

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

You know what? Sure. I was resigned to going as Perry's fag hag or whatever- much better alternative.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

He's not going to bitch at me for stealing his date, is he?

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I was a younger, tanner man with frosted tips.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

... Frosted tips? Really?

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

He has a type.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

At least you have better taste.

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

Well, I like my men slightly less gay.

[goddamn-ironman.livejournal.com]

... That too.

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

A gala, uhm?

[chaos-godess.livejournal.com]

I love a good party.