hmm

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Sleeping on the couch for the past four days gives one lots of time to think about life, the universe, what color looks best for the seats in the Porsche; you know, the essentials that keep the mind going.

So tell me this, men and ladies, if you had the chance to steal just one thing, what would it be? So long as it's not in my basement, mind you. Those don't count in this.

And for whoever I haven't met yet, it's Phantom Thief Dark~ Not related to that other half-rate one in any way. ♥

Comments

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

What is it with you guys and stealing things? Honestly...

Anon/untraceable forever

[pandorabox]

To anyone reading this? he's just jealous because this 'half-rate' is twice the thief he'll ever be. ♥

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

It's more than just stealing. It's my job.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Sly as ever, rookie. No wonder your maiden spent that whole weekend in France with me~

[pandorabox]

No wonder this thief stole your sacred maiden's prized car.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

If I remember correctly, I told you to steal it. How's the ride working for you, by the way?

[pandorabox]

We're not going to talk about my trip to Antarctica. Just fine, thank you~ I wonder if you two can find it?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

I warned you. ♥ I can find it with no trouble, but that's defeating the point of you taking it, isn't it?

Oh, I also forgot to warn you - don't look under the seats.

[pandorabox]

Hahaha... shut up. Not really! Every magic trick needs a prestige. If I make it disappear and it doesn't reappear, then the trick doesn't work!

Under the seats?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Be nice to your superiors. And let's hope that doesn't happen, or else you'll be buying me a Ferrari to replace it. Same thing if you scratch it.

Good, you haven't looked.

[pandorabox]

At least the view from Antarctica was nice. I'm always careful with the things I steal. And I return them in the same condition I stole them!

... what's under the seats?

((Lol he's going look XD))

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

You better hope so. Rufus' wrath could kill you on the spot. Not that I'm trying to pressure you.

Stuff.

[p-personal stuff from Rufus, if you catch my drift]

[pandorabox]

I'm not afraid of ShinRa's wrath.

ajpdoifjpasodifj URK! Why the heck to you two keep stuff like that under there?!

((Kaito will never learn XD))

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

You're either brave or stupid, then.

I can't believe you fell for it! God, rookie, you never cease to amaze me.

[pandorabox]

Don't you have to be both to be a phantom thief~?

Why is it under there in the first place?! Geez, you two... urk.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

See, this is why you're still a rookie. You'll learn someday.

I'll let you answer that on your own. Didn't I tell you not to look?

[pandorabox]

I'm not a rookie.

...

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Like I said: listen to your superiors.

And don't look in the glove box.

[he's lying about the glove box, there's nothing in there XD]

[pandorabox]

I've never been the type to listen to authority.

Idiot, I already looked in the glove box, there's nothing there.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

That makes a phantom thief.

Just how much of the car did you search?

[pandorabox]

Trust me, I know what constitutes a phantom thief.

All of it.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

...Excluding taking the engine apart, right?

[pandorabox]

Heh.

((He didn't, he's just messing with him now))

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Because I'd hate for you to mess with what makes it worldhop and have you land on Mars. That would be tragic.

[pandorabox]

So it's the engine? Infused with your magic, right?